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wannabeeahack
 Post subject: first sighting
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:24 pm 
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the lesser crested christmas party bargain booker


you know the sort


"hi there, 7 of us want a taxi, 15th december, 20 miles, 7pm and back at 23.59 (hahaha).....how much

£100?....er.....can you do it for £50?

oh, and theres 5 pickups outward and 6 on the return

£150?!!! but you said £100..... and the returns before midnight...




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toots
 Post subject: Re: first sighting
PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:56 pm 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
the lesser crested christmas party bargain booker


you know the sort


"hi there, 7 of us want a taxi, 15th december, 20 miles, 7pm and back at 23.59 (hahaha).....how much

£100?....er.....can you do it for £50?

oh, and theres 5 pickups outward and 6 on the return

£150?!!! but you said £100..... and the returns before midnight...




:lol:


Should have just said "listen cinderella there's no such thing as fairy godmothers that wave a wand and quotes halve (hahaha)"

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Christmas partys, the Season of Upchuckers, Smeared Lippy, Hanging out shirt tails and single shoes found in the back of the Vehicle. Dont we just love the hillarity of it all....Yo Ho Bloody Ho :sad:


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captain cab
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bloodnock wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Christmas partys, the Season of Upchuckers, Smeared Lippy, Hanging out shirt tails and single shoes found in the back of the Vehicle. Dont we just love the hillarity of it all....Yo Ho Bloody Ho :sad:


The grinch :lol:

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Capt Taxi
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Went pass an office block in Fenchurch Street,got the Christmas decorations up.

Maybe they celebrating Christmas now because they might not be in business in December..

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bloodnock wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Christmas partys, the Season of Upchuckers, Smeared Lippy, Hanging out shirt tails and single shoes found in the back of the Vehicle. Dont we just love the hillarity of it all....Yo Ho Bloody Ho :sad:


You mean you only get that at christmas!!!

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Capt Taxi
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One of the GREAT things about being a taxi driver is that ...there is NO office party.

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Capt Taxi wrote:
One of the GREAT things about being a taxi driver is that ...there is NO office party.

But thankfully there are thousands that we pick up from. :D

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bloodnock
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toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Christmas partys, the Season of Upchuckers, Smeared Lippy, Hanging out shirt tails and single shoes found in the back of the Vehicle. Dont we just love the hillarity of it all....Yo Ho Bloody Ho :sad:


You mean you only get that at christmas!!!


Yes....My Customers are all Good, Good People and who for for the rest of the year behave themselves Impeccably, Tip Appreciatively, Sit quietly, Give clear and distinct Directions, Drink only in Moderation and ...............Whooooooooaaaaahhhhh!!!! what am i saying here...I had sudden attack of Delusions just then :shock:
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grandad
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bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Christmas partys, the Season of Upchuckers, Smeared Lippy, Hanging out shirt tails and single shoes found in the back of the Vehicle. Dont we just love the hillarity of it all....Yo Ho Bloody Ho :sad:


You mean you only get that at christmas!!!


Yes....My Customers are all Good, Good People and who for for the rest of the year behave themselves Impeccably, Tip Appreciatively, Sit quietly, Give clear and distinct Directions, Drink only in Moderation and ...............Whooooooooaaaaahhhhh!!!! what am i saying here...I had sudden attack of Delusions just then :shock:


Just a tad.

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toots
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bloodnock wrote:
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bloodnock wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Christmas partys, the Season of Upchuckers, Smeared Lippy, Hanging out shirt tails and single shoes found in the back of the Vehicle. Dont we just love the hillarity of it all....Yo Ho Bloody Ho :sad:


You mean you only get that at christmas!!!


Yes....My Customers are all Good, Good People and who for for the rest of the year behave themselves Impeccably, Tip Appreciatively, Sit quietly, Give clear and distinct Directions, Drink only in Moderation and ...............Whooooooooaaaaahhhhh!!!! what am i saying here...I had sudden attack of Delusions just then :shock:


Was just thinking then he needs to pinch himself he's dreamin :lol: :lol:

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MR T
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bloodnock wrote:
toots wrote:
bloodnock wrote:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Christmas partys, the Season of Upchuckers, Smeared Lippy, Hanging out shirt tails and single shoes found in the back of the Vehicle. Dont we just love the hillarity of it all....Yo Ho Bloody Ho :sad:


You mean you only get that at christmas!!!


Yes....My Customers are all Good, Good People and who for for the rest of the year behave themselves Impeccably, Tip Appreciatively, Sit quietly, Give clear and distinct Directions, Drink only in Moderation and ...............Whooooooooaaaaahhhhh!!!! what am i saying here...I had sudden attack of Delusions just then :shock:
My customers... are all Taxi drivers' and owners'.... need I say more...... I am looking forward to retirement... :shock:

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Capt Taxi
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Capt Taxi wrote:
One of the GREAT things about being a taxi driver is that ...there is NO office party.


...also we don't have to buy each other 'presents'...

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