toots wrote:
Chilon of Sparta wrote:
toots wrote:
So long as they're not climbing on the wardrobe ready to jump onto the bed I don't think you have anything to worry about

I wouldn't be so arrogant as to suggest that I'd have a queue of gay lads actually wanting to climb onto my wardobe if I accidentally (yes...accidentally!) left a window open...but your comment has placed unwanted images in my head now toots, so I'll be sleeping UNDER the bed from now on.

Pmsl......... I aim to please

Whatever you do don't read by candle light you could accidently (yes accidently

) set fire to SWMBO's ass whilst innocently sleeping

Reminds me of the Immortal words of Johnny Cash:
Love Is A Burning Thing
And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire
CHORUS:
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
