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Stationtone
PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:55 am 
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My mate offered his 7 seat PHV but it turned out they said PAPAL carrier needed.....

I see Boris has exempted the Pope mobile from the congestion charge, bless him. :D


They need all the money they can get their hands on. Protecting the worlds biggest paedophile gang ring leader was never going to be cheap


never a truer word said =D>
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grumpy wrote:
tone, are you imbibing some falling down juice :?:


Yes but that is one of my favorite Jokes :oops: :oops: :oops:

Thank the Lord you didn't pass on your worst one. :?

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Nigel
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:32 am 
His pimp mobile.

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looks so much like an ice cream van ??

I hear it has the words ''wouldnt mind that child'' on the back
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Nigel wrote:
His pimp mobile.

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looks so much like an ice cream van ??

I hear it has the words ''wouldnt mind that child'' on the back


gary glitter and pete townsend have ordered one....
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It's a f****ng pick up truck. :roll:

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grandad wrote:
It's a f****ng pick up truck. :roll:



what, his pope-ship is kerb-crawling?
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grandad wrote:
It's a f****ng pick up truck. :roll:


How appropriate

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he refused to kiss the tarmac at edinburgh airport


said it was over 8 years old......... :oops:
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The Popes visit to London has been very good for business today.

Sheeite for traffic, but I've been non stop all afternoon and evening.

Back in for more tomorrow.
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Nigel
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wannabeeahack wrote:
he refused to kiss the tarmac at edinburgh airport


said it was over 8 years old......... :oops:


Nice :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Nigel
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Gust of wind catches the Pope out.

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I heard that after the lunch at Edinburgh the cardinals passed round the under eights.

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A priest is showing his nephew how to w#nk,
his nephew says this is great uncle, the priest replies, wait till your 13 son, you'll be able to use your own c##k
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a 65 yr old gay priest was showing off his new 25 yr old toy-boy. He said "He's my soul-mate, and fantastic in bed, I only wish we'd met 20 years ago"

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