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Number of housewives needing sex with any male internet user reaching crisis point

02-12-14
From The Daily Mash

THE volume of attractive wives needing immediate no-strings sexual encounters is becoming a humanitarian crisis, it has been claimed.

‘Extra marital’ dating website owner Tom Booker said: “People think we’re just making this stuff up to get lonely men’s credit details, but if anything our adverts are playing down the severity of the horny wife situation.

“Quite apart from the 7,000 naked photos I am sent on a daily basis, vast hordes of them have started turning up at our office and banging on the doors. In fact we are currently trapped in the building.

“They are all very attractive and could be actresses in daytime soaps. Often they arrive naked, reduced to an animal level by their wild appetites. We throw them raw meat out of the window.

“I guess that’s just what happens when work-obsessed husbands neglect their partner’s needs.”

Very good-looking housewife Emma Bradford said: “I want sex right now with any man in my post code region, however old, fat or unhygienic.

“Apart from that my main interests are knitting, baking and world cinema.”

Source; http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 4120293427

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

I'm curious what he was googling to find the article

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Well don't wander too far, God only knows what you'll come across next

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Ahh well in that case you're forgiven and Mr T doesn't need to be forgiven

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

Glad to be of service. http://www.lonelyhousewives.com/?s=free ... oCRsnw_wcB

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to a Goblin party she replied

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a chap went for a dump and whilst in the cubicle he heard ******* and banging on the cubicle wall

and more swearing and banging on the wall


******* bang bang bang


he stood on his toilet and peered over to see a guy about 90 sat on the the bog, in a "excited state" bashing his right hand on the wall

"you ok feller?" he asks


No, the old boy replies "first hard on in 20 years and my arms gone numb now"

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