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This morning I have been changing a light fitting in the bedroom.
What is the correct number of times that you should get an electric shock before deciding to turn the power off?

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Grandad,

When your eyes start twitching and your arm feels like it's buzzing.

Actually a lot of electricians do stuff with the power still on ! I remember years ago when i had a conservatory built the electrician putting the power sockets in connected it up to the ring main still live and no he didn't get a shock

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Whilst training as a coal face electrician and doing insulation and continuity tests on 1100v cable my mate lenny was 50 yards away putting a link in a junction box for test while i waited to wind the 1000v megger, except i didnt wait....

i heard him yelp

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Ouch was he alright and how many pints did you have to buy him by way of apology ?

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Last time I tried that I removed the Lighting fuse but still managed to create a small bolt of Lightning that Blackened the end of my Screwdiver and threw it across the room....Now its all power off before I even think about attempting home electrics.

When the undertaker is nailing the lid shut

I did a search of my name and town today and there was something strange come up. There was an obituary saying that I had died suddenly on February 7th 2015

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Grandad,

When did you change the light bulb?

Maybe you are deceased.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

My wife says that I can't be dead coz dead people don't snore.

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Grandad,

I've been dead from the neck down for years.