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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

many happy returns of the day

may your wife buy you a nice cake and not a mince pie

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

After the last performance I doubt very much that she is speaking to him ...........happy birthday from me

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

Thank you chaps. Knowing that I am partial to a bit of cheese, she has bought me a cheeseboard with draws to hold the "tools". One of our drivers bought me a pickle fork so that I can get the onions from the bottom of the jar.

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Grandad,

all the best mate

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IDFIMH

Many happies, Grandad. Have a good one, young man!

Happy birthday.....when will they give you the cheese...or do you have to buy your own..

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Justice for the 96. It has only taken 27 years...........repeat the same lies for 27 years and the truth sounds strange to people!

Happy birthday, don't eat that cheese at night it gives you nightmares. You'll wake up thinking your a bus driver.

With only anniversaries, birthdays, and christmas, you don't have to wait long for seconds hopefully you had a good one

I have to buy my own cheese.

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Grandad,

Thank you all for the birthday wishes. The day was going very well until 02.00 this morning when I got a call to say that one of our drivers had been involved in an incident. He ran over someone who had collapsed and way laying in the road.

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Grandad,