Taxi Driver Online

I heard this one the other day but I thought I would check it with the driver before posting and it is true.
The driver was driving down a country lane, the weather was hot but instead of using the air con he had the windows open. He was passing a field with a tractor in it which was muck spreading. Unfortunately, the tractor turned just as the car was passing and yes you have probably guessed what happened next. The car was covered and it went in through the window and covered the interior and the driver. But wait, that is not the end because the driver then slammed on his brakes and the car behind crashed into the back of him.
Note to Edders, it was a car belonging to your old mate from Oakham being driven by his understudy.

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Grandad,

Some days you just can't pi55 a drop.

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

I remember him crashing one of mine when he drove for me (not his fault)

insurance wrote it off and promptly cancelled the policy

he isn't exactly lucky on that front

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector