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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:42 pm 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
I asked a taxi driver what grooming products he uses


"bag of sweets and a puppy"



that's sick

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:42 pm 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
I asked a taxi driver what grooming products he uses


"bag of sweets and a puppy"



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that's a belter and so true


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 11:44 pm 
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How many Brexiters do you need to change a lightbulb?

One to promise a bright future and the rest to screw it all up.


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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:26 pm 
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How many Nottinghamshire miners does it take to change a lamp bulb


none cause they don't need them anymore

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 Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread
PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:03 pm 
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our local subway are doing a brexit sandwich

it's got a french baguette on the bottom german pumpernickel on top but none of the staff have a clue what's in it

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