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edders23

Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2026 8:04 am

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Jimbo pulled over at 2am this morning. The cop asked him, “Where are you going at this time?” he said, “I’m going to a lecture on drinking and driving, smoking, and the effects alcohol has on the body.” He asked “Who is giving a lecture at this time?”

he said “That’ll be my wife”

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wannabeeahack

Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2026 10:02 pm

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My dad was gender neutral

well, to be precise, he didnt want to be my dad or mum

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edders23

Post subject: Re: New Jokes thread

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2026 8:10 am

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what do you call a cruise ship that goes a year without breaking down ?...

... a sailing ship

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