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 Post subject: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:52 pm 
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Two Asian taxi drivers were arguing on the rank yesterday in their language, they were going at it like madmen. One Of them said in English, "I'm going to effing kill you", one Asian driver pulled of the rank with a passenger in then a few minutes later the other one pulled off the rank and waited near MacDonald's for him to come round the corner, when he came round the corner the Asian guy rammed this other Asian guy causing all sorts of problems like leaking fuel, etc etc.

The Fire Brigade, Ambulance and Police were called. It looks like both cars are write offs. I've been speaking to the boss of the firm this morning and he's going nuclear.

Looks like we've got rid of 2 Asian drivers \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/


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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
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2 down.....20,000 to go

hey, isnt it RAMadam?

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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 1:46 pm 
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Nidge2 wrote:
Two Asian taxi drivers were arguing on the rank yesterday in their language, they were going at it like madmen. One Of them said in English, "I'm going to effing kill you", one Asian driver pulled of the rank with a passenger in then a few minutes later the other one pulled off the rank and waited near MacDonald's for him to come round the corner, when he came round the corner the Asian guy rammed this other Asian guy causing all sorts of problems like leaking fuel, etc etc.

The Fire Brigade, Ambulance and Police were called. It looks like both cars are write offs. I've been speaking to the boss of the firm this morning and he's going nuclear.

Looks like we've got rid of 2 Asian drivers \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/


Nice bit of RACISM Nidge :evil: :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 2:22 pm 
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2 down.....20,000 to go

hey, isnt it RAMadam?


and notice how his bum chum chirps in as well, its Ramadan you ignorant bufoon.


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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:05 pm 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
2 down.....200,000 to go

hey, isnt it RAMadan?


Corrected for serious grammatical and arithmetical errors

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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:35 pm 
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trotskys twin wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Two Asian taxi drivers were arguing on the rank yesterday in their language, they were going at it like madmen. One Of them said in English, "I'm going to effing kill you", one Asian driver pulled of the rank with a passenger in then a few minutes later the other one pulled off the rank and waited near MacDonald's for him to come round the corner, when he came round the corner the Asian guy rammed this other Asian guy causing all sorts of problems like leaking fuel, etc etc.

The Fire Brigade, Ambulance and Police were called. It looks like both cars are write offs. I've been speaking to the boss of the firm this morning and he's going nuclear.

Looks like we've got rid of 2 Asian drivers \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/


Nice bit of RACISM Nidge :evil: :evil:



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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:10 pm 
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Sounds like they had a ramadamadingdon :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:20 pm 
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Nidge2 wrote:
Looks like we've got rid of 2 Asian drivers \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

I think we have got rid of two iffy drivers that just happen to be Asian.

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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
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187ums wrote:
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2 down.....20,000 to go

hey, isnt it RAMadam?


and notice how his bum chum chirps in as well, its Ramadan you ignorant bufoon.



Picky tawt

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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:02 pm 
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notice how fast race card come out

nidge no racist

nidge say what happen


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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
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Tico wrote:
notice how fast race card come out

nidge no racist

nidge say what happen



I've hit the ignore button on the buffoon. He talks out of his rusty sheriffs badge.


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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:37 pm 
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Anyway I didn't want to give it away this year, but the smart drivers made there money in Ramadan, because after ramadan it's going to get real dead, and some of you are going to cry, so I hope all my friends are having a happy Ramadan so far.


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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:41 pm 
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Tico wrote:
notice how fast race card come out

nidge no racist

nidge say what happen



We all know you're the real racist and you aint fooling us with your "i can make racist remarks if i make people think im from Brazil" Mr Doom in Disguise
Now eff off you sick troll


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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 10:43 pm 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
187ums wrote:
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2 down.....20,000 to go

hey, isnt it RAMadam?


and notice how his bum chum chirps in as well, its Ramadan you ignorant bufoon.



Picky tawt



Not all asian drivers are muslims. Mind there are plenty of muslim sounding names out there that belong to non muslims ....e.g "Hyatt" :D


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 Post subject: Re: Crash bang wallup.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:14 pm 
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Sussex wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
Looks like we've got rid of 2 Asian drivers \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/ \:D/

I think we have got rid of two iffy drivers that just happen to be Asian.


Odd how they chatter away away in their own lingo until they need to say say something with a bit more ooooomph attached and then they break into English to benefit from It's Swear words....god bless English for being the best language in the world for hard hitting expletives based on sexual references....you do not need to be a fecking genius to appreciate it for what it is. :lol:


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