Taxi Driver Online

He came to our house for tea when I was a kiddywink

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

he was a socialist.....one of the few in the labour party

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

I've had one half of the Hairy bikers. He done nothing but speak Shi*ite to his other half Si on the phone, telling how gullible us Scots were to paying for a signed book, he even said he raised the rate to twice as much.
Billy the Connelly stood and spoke to me for 20 mins at a rank as he waited for his daughter to arrive in toon, nae airs n graces for a bloke like him, seemed like ye bumped inte a normal punter or frein. He still yaps awa when he comes into toon
Also MSPs that would bore ye.
Got a woman once that asked for a hotel that's round one corner from the rank. She asked if I accepted dogs! I said yes, and that I would take her pet too! She told me her "Baggage was Realy Heavy". I said I would help her into the vehicle with it as not to hurt her back, and as per conditions I assisted. Abby Tittmuss was her name. She was vey polite but demanded me to go out of my way. I said I am not like her and I aint no asre licker, as I pointed out to her in her John Leslie video fame.

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Abby asked you to lick her bottom? oooooh! did you slip her any extras?

Wish I could of, she is a very bonnie woman up close.

he was a socialist.....one of the few in the labour party [/quot




Yeh he was a great guy picked him hundreds of times, ex Fleet Street of course and a football nut Plymouth Argyle was his team, got him a ticket when they were at highbury in a cup tie, he [edited by admin] himself with laughter when I told kinnock to fekk off it was a pick up from his house in Hampstead

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lick her bottom any day

It was my privilege and honour to take Mr Robert - Bobby- Brown home at the weekend. Ex Scotland manager and player and at 90yrs of age the oldest living Ranger. Absolute gent.

a few ,no real top celebrities though mostly minor celebs in town for pantos and shows

nick hancock(regular) and lesley joseph are utter [edited by admin]

tom baker is a lovely guy and massive close up

Danny la rue a few years ago
More recently
Russell grant

A couple got into my cab ,asked to stop on their way for a pizza the guy
gets out to collect the pizza and the woman says to me. Do you know
who that is? I said I have no idea ,she says he is a Hollywood star. What is his
name I said . Danny Dyer she replied (name meant nothing to me I had to
google it) Any way he paid double the fare then asked if I had a spare condom.

seemed a nice enough guy.

Was sitting at a tea stall in Hampstead with a jock mate of mine he sells TAXIS,,,,,, a yank says can i sit there a spare seat on our table thought he looked familiar says to jock whose that he says Dustin Hoffman it was! any way the boozers were just opening so we left him to get on with it

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Today I had Michael Fallon mp
Nice chap!

Liam Gallacher (ex oasis)
Michelle Collins (Eastenders/Corrie)
Kirsty Wark (Newsnight)
Malcolm Jones/Donnie Munro (Runrig)
Tam Cowan ( Off the Ball)
Trevor Sorbie (Hairdresser to the stars)
Ian Durrant (Rangers)