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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:16 pm 
Micheal Jackson arrives at the pearly gates. St Peter doesnt recognise him so he asks, "What exactly did you do on earth?"
“I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people”
"And tell me were you ever in trouble?"
"Well I was accused of interfering with little boys, but we paid off some and won the other court case"

“Im sorry father,I dont see your name down here,what parish were you in?”


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:18 pm 
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?

Fergie didn't need plastic surgery to f**K up his nose.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:21 pm 
They are going to cremate Michael Jackson.
The last time he was black was in 1991.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:14 pm 
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Nigel wrote:
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?



Sir Alex is playing 'Giggs' later this year. :wink:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:15 pm 
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That one has already been cracked. :sad:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:24 pm 
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Jackson was found to have Class A drugs in the kitchen, and class B in the lounge

in the bedroom was Class C - all 16 of em....




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 1:34 am 
Nigel wrote:
Police have now ruled out Michael Jackson's doctor as a suspect in his death and are now concentrating their efforts into investigating reports that Jordy Chandler asked him for some more pocket money minutes before his death.




Funny thing though, how do you prosecute someone for a death that ain't happened?

The Jacko saga

1 - Jacko appears frail and in ill health

2 - Jacko then sets up a 50 date tour of the UK, supposedly now well enough to stand and dance and sing on a hot stage.

3 - As the time approaches Jacko has a heart attack at roughly the same time in the day as his former father in law did back in 1977.

4 - The Jacko machine promises to refund the gig tickets, of course they will, thats small change compared with the CD sales going on now.

5 - Throw a few accusations around and appoint blame to the reported death.

6 - From out of the wood appears former wife Lisa Marie, who has now moved up to brokering new life for stars deals, franchised by her father the inventor of it.

7 - The world of the brainless now mourns it's fallen idol, forgiving him instantly for molestation, proven or not is immaterial, $20 million buy off says guilty to me.


It's all been a long term exit strategy to me, the white skin that never was, look hard and you will see it's makeup, or possibly spray tan in whiteman peach variety, once again the message is clear, you are stupid and we will treat you as such, because we have lots of money we'll do whatever we want.


Anyway, all this about him, the last real legend that died and did die was Freddie Mercury, far better showman,singer and a genuinely loving guy to boot.


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It was HOMICIDE!!


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It was HOMICIDE II

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