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PostPosted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:59 pm 
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Is a budgie a poor mans parrot?

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I think you have to start with a budgie and work your way up to a parrot. I am not 100% sure but I think they are only certain breeds of parrot that you can have whilst you have the use of both legs.


Obviously its one giant leap from having a budgie for xmas lunch as a starter, to making sweet love to a Norwegian blue.

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Why would you want to do that :?

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Why would you want to do that :?


I'm not sure I aint norwegian......perhaps skippy could email the Norwegian embassy?

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Why would you want to do that :?


I'm not sure I aint norwegian......perhaps skippy could email the Norwegian embassy?

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I always thought Norwegians were big strapping blokes :?

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I always thought Norwegians were big strapping blokes :?


Apart from Premiership footballers and members of Aha ?

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Why would you want to do that :?


I'm not sure I aint norwegian......perhaps skippy could email the Norwegian embassy?

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I always thought Norwegians were big strapping blokes :?


Only about half of them. If they were all big strapping blokes they wouldn't be able to reproduce and pretty soon there would be none left.

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I always thought Norwegians were big strapping blokes :?


Only about half of them. If they were all big strapping blokes they wouldn't be able to reproduce and pretty soon there would be none left.[/quote]

:lol:

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I always thought Norwegians were big strapping blokes :?


Only about half of them. If they were all big strapping blokes they wouldn't be able to reproduce and pretty soon there would be none left.


:lol:[/quote]

Why not :?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:42 am 
99.9 round here, crude is at it lowest level for a few years yet we are still paying way over the odds.


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u must be in carrotcrunchingshire


Aye and you lot need reported :wink:


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u must be in carrotcrunchingshire


Aye and you lot need reported :wink:


im certified too


I take the lack of response means there's no surprise? :lol:

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99.9 here. Very little movement in price over recent months.


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u must be in carrotcrunchingshire


Aye and you lot need reported :wink:


im certified too


I take the lack of response means there's no surprise? :lol:

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no, it means they dont understand the post

my fault making it complicated....

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99.9 here. Very little movement in price over recent months.


The Arabs are still making £8 billion a day instead of the £12 billion they were making when the price of crude was at it's highest, it could drop another 15p per litre and they'll still be making billions a day in profit.


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99.9 here. Very little movement in price over recent months.


The Arabs are still making £8 billion a day instead of the £12 billion they were making when the price of crude was at it's highest, it could drop another 15p per litre and they'll still be making billions a day in profit.


The UK is benefiting then, as our North Sea oil is a better grade than the Middle east stuff and worth more..

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