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HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Send it to your friends to frustrate them too.
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Murphy & Mary decide to try a 69.

Murphy has never done one, so Mary says she'll show him.

She tells him to lie on the floor & squats over him.

As she lowers herself onto him she fart & immediately apologises.

Again she tries to lower herself, but again she farts & apologises.

Murphy pushes her aside, gets up & storms off yelling, "I'll be f*cked if I'm hanging around for 67 more of them!!"

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skippy41 wrote:
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Send it to your friends to frustrate them too.

You'll have some when you grow up!!

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skippy41 wrote:
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Send it to your friends to frustrate them too.


Sorry Skippy but I managed it at the second attempt.

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grandad wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Send it to your friends to frustrate them too.


Sorry Skippy but I managed it at the second attempt.


I bet you didnt I know how to do it though
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I bet you didnt I know how to do it though


Chop a leg off :shock:

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skippy41 wrote:
grandad wrote:
skippy41 wrote:
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.

Send it to your friends to frustrate them too.


Sorry Skippy but I managed it at the second attempt.


I bet you didnt I know how to do it though


Well you lost your bet Skippy.

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Let’s spare a thought for Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair.

Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.

The barman nodded and said “That will be one euro please, Mr. O’Leary”, to which Michael replied “That’s a
very competitive price”, and handed over his money.

“Will you be wanting a glass with your Guinness, sir?” enquired the barman.

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The recent dustcloud which brought chaos to the UK airports has been found to have come from Aston, Birmingham












The Villa's cleaner had been asked to give the trophy cabinet a clean out.....
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wannabeeahack wrote:
The recent dustcloud which brought chaos to the UK airports has been found to have come from Aston, Birmingham












The Villa's cleaner had been asked to give the trophy cabinet a clean out.....


Almost the same joke doing the rounds up here about Celtic's trophy room.

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I thought we asked Iceland to send cash.

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We did!! See Thursdays post above!! :roll: :roll: :lol:
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cabbyman wrote:
We did!! See Thursdays post above!! :roll: :roll: :lol:


typical me, post before reading back :oops:

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