Taxi Driver Online

Finding that someone has been into the row of vacated houses due for demolition by us and nicked the decking timber I was going to nick

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Because that would be too easy

I get that 4 or 5 times a week "hold on I will just pass you over to my friend "

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

He just rang back for the return. I had one hell of a job trying to tell him that we didn't have anything.

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Grandad,

Or the 'can I have a taxi please' - certainly where are you ? 'Er, I'll just find out (shouts) which hotel are we at ?, hang on I'll find out and phone back'
And the - how many passengers ? 'three, no four, hang on..is Jeff coming, whats Babs and Roger doing, are they going now, whos coming back to ours, does Fred want a lift ?'

so you run a taxi/demolition firm ?

Sun cream that doesn't f*****g work.

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IDFIMH

sure you read the destructions properly ?

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

he told you it was sun cream?? oldest trick in the book man

Fat people who get in the back using one door then struggle to shuffle their lard árses over to the other door instead of walking round the outside.

peterborough PH that are on their horn within a 10th of a second of the lights going green

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

the rotten b*gg^rs have closed off the Kegworth rat run to the airport; you can only get to it via the roundabout now . Also half the dual carriageway has disappeared under this new freight terminal and it looks like they are building it WITHOUT the promised kegworth bypass which would have made airport access easier

looks like the back way through Long Whatton is going to start getting very busy

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Yeah there's 2 doors but they always want to shuffle over.

"It's ok, he's never ever been sick in a Taxi"

oh look there's a squadron a flying pigs

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

Have any of you ever managed to get the full and going LA rate from an up-chucker? It's a £70 Valeting fee up here but the most i've successfully redeemed is £40.00, trouble is you've no leverage to get them to pay up.