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The last thing to pass Carlisle at 10,000 ft was on its way to Glasgow, flown by a person called Hans, and accidentally dropped a payload on nearby Maryport causing £25's worth of damage.

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George Carlin

so captain we ll take that as a NO to a foray across the border lost your BOTTLE?????????

Our posts seem to have crossed, hence the non reply.

A little word of advice, when you arrive in Scotland, try to avoid saying 'Och aye tha noo' and calling the natives 'Jocks' and the country 'Jockland' for that matter. They dont really like it too much. Its okay for them to say it, but a 'no no' to anybody else.

I spent a week in Scotland last month, so I think I'll give it a miss this time, although I am only 10 miles away and will doubtless be up there in my cab during the course of the next few weeks.

Captain Cab

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George Carlin

Indeed, my £4.85 an hour hardly feeds the family nowadays, as for the hours. I'm hoping to get that down to 70 from next year.

I'm all for beheading the Minicab bosses though, Geoff Kaley would be a good start.

Whats your Christmas card list like?

I'm currently on top though.

It would suprise you all to know at the tender age of 17 (bless) I was a member of the GMB.

At the time they were fighting the privatisation of Rosyth Dockyard (which went ahead regardless) I always remember the 'meetings' when we were told time and time again that a future Labour government would reverse all this and bring the yard's strength back up to 10'000 plus.

24 years later, under their favourite party the workforce stands at under 2000.

Another vision destroyed.

But then under Foot they had some crazy plans.

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IDFIMH

I would'nt mention Mr Connoly the Irish freedom fighters to readily either.

That, accompanied with a London accent would'nt go down well with 60% of the population.

You may find a smack in the teeth offends.

hso now i get advice from GBC to help guarantee my safety.strange world;
Have made several forays across the border and always receive a great welcome at Celtic park.on my last visit was presented with scarf bearing the legend {the fighting irish] always great to watch the HUN getting thrashed and funny enough the crowd at the match know as many rebel songs as me!
OUR DAY WILL COME

GMB Branch secretary wrote



Are you sure you've visiting the right country you small minded bigot ?

I would'nt take much notice of 'Brother' Terry Ross.

He's stuck in a time warp somewhere between 1970 and 1980 when unions had some clout and the Government listened to them?

Now they try shock tacticts, like pretending to practise sectariasm.

When the next Tory government gets elected they'll be gone.

Terry, promise me one thing, if your Minicab protest ever goes ahead after next weeks meeting, PLEASE, PLEASE do the television news interviews, PLEASE!

I can't wait.

Strange advice from someone who can't take his eyes off Terry.

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IDFIMH

Can you?

He's the best thing since Tommy Cooper for entertainment!

I wondered what they'd been upto since the ceasefire, now I know, they've joined the GMB.

I reckon the 'OUR DAY WILL COME' could be targeted at a whole new audience if changed to 'CHRISTMAS WILL COME'. At least if christmas is mentioned the children will love it and at least one day per year you'll be right

WILLIAM OF ORANGE APPRECIATION SOCIETY

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin