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No sorry can't think of anything to post

I take it you haven't got a lot to do tonight

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Oh well as much as I'd like to sit here all night and chat with everybody I've a cherry tree to find, y'all play nicely now

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Oh well I suppose I should go find that cherry tree again and see if I can't find me a galleon too


If all else fails I can always resort to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPgHbt0ODr4

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I just read this in my e-mail, and thought I should share.............




CONSPIRACY
THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!

We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am a lip reader?

I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognise me.

I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection. Well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!

Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the motorway in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.

Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labelling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?

I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning:

WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!

PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were. !!!!

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

Oh what it is to become a grumpy old man !

unfortunately we all become one sooner or later

moi? au contraire, as toots may say, lol

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

Speak for yourself I've become far more pleasant as I've gotten older

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Possibly, but, lately I don't think I've been that polite

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Toots, if you live to be 100 there is still no way you will ever become a grumpy old MAN!

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Grandad,

I was thinking figuratively not specifically

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Has anybody got a link to spell checker I appear to have lost the one on my toolbar and have been looking for a replacement for a couple of months now but can't find it

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