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GBC
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A nuisance that closes roads off for little reason, causing chaos for hours.

http://www.highways.gov.uk/knowledge/601.aspx
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toots
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A nuisance that closes roads off for little reason, causing chaos for hours.

http://www.highways.gov.uk/knowledge/601.aspx


I could do that for no reason never mind little reason and I could do it for days, weeks even sounds like fun. I could then go in a helicopter and look at my handy work from above. Sounds like a good career move to me :lol:

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£25000 to start, goverment pension, paid holidays and 8 hr shifts, that will do me fine.

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taxitone
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it will never work son, ive just got this vision of fleet and you , oh and throw fat mickey and the cherps in, three words spring to mind (of furniture part) happy days for now
we all say im the same but the game is a magnet
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GBC wrote:
A nuisance that closes roads off for little reason, causing chaos for hours.

http://www.highways.gov.uk/knowledge/601.aspx


where do i apply?

£25K?

where do i apply

new 4x4 to drive round al lday?

where do i apply

drive at 55 in lane 1 all day scaring speeders who think im a cop?

where do i apply?

holidays?

where do i apply?

stand watching a fat old bloke change a wheel?

where do i apply?

change the sexy birds wheel?

where do i apply?
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GBC wrote:
A nuisance that closes roads off for little reason, causing chaos for hours.

http://www.highways.gov.uk/knowledge/601.aspx


where do i apply?

£25K?

where do i apply

new 4x4 to drive round al lday?

where do i apply

drive at 55 in lane 1 all day scaring speeders who think im a cop?

where do i apply?

holidays?

where do i apply?

stand watching a fat old bloke change a wheel?

where do i apply?

change the sexy birds wheel?

where do i apply?


Think carefully now before you jump into a career change are you SURE you want to leave the wonderful world of taxis behind you. Causing all that chaos will you be able to sleep at night. This is definately a job for a woman we have no conscience :wink:

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Fleet 11 mickey has retired to the depths of essex!

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"Where do I apply?"

http://www.highways.gov.uk/jobs/careers.aspx

or here

http://www.highways.gov.uk/jobs/14699.aspx


Try there but be prepared to wait :wink:

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taxitone
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hopefully not to close to me , i would have to swerve if i saw him
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wannabeeahack
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is ws13 within 1 hour of watford gap?

it is in my taxi!...er, sorry, PHV....lol
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GBC
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GBC wrote:
A nuisance that closes roads off for little reason, causing chaos for hours.

http://www.highways.gov.uk/knowledge/601.aspx



Bless, they even have their own forum.

http://www.nationaltraffic.co.uk/phpBB2/index.php
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