Taxi Driver Online

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

You have way too much time on your hands

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Cheers for that, when I get more time I'll google it myself

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Another year has passed
and we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
and winter seems much colder.

There was a time not long ago
when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
about 'Living in the Past'

We used to go to weddings,
football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes,
and after-funeral brunches.

We used to have hangovers,
from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches
and wile the night away.

We used to go out dining,
and couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
come home and take a pill.

We used to often travel
to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
from riding in the car.

We used to go to nightclubs
and drink a little booze.
Now we stay home at night
and watch the evening news.

That, my friend is how life is,
and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
before you're too damned old!

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

That awkward moment when your friend's "fat arm" makes you look naked...


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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

I'm curious as to whether the guy who drives the cash cab around has to obtain his license in the same way as everybody else does for each area he visits?

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

money talks

Are you suggesting they bought him a license

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I've just heard the advert for SPS Taxi Training. Talk about scare tactics

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Where were you when you heard it?

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Grandad,

In my car

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I was going to add not to say in your car, but I knew that you would anyway. I was trying to gauge how far away SPS training were advertising.

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Grandad,

I was outside Toton Tescos

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

Einstein can't be classed as witless

He claimed atoms were the littlest
When you did a bit of splittin'-ness
Frightened everybody [edited by admin]

You were listening to Ian dury ffs

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Thats better.

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Grandad,