Had a run up to Term 5, just a simple job really. On the M3 stone flew up chipped the windscreen!
Got to the airport just dropping off and someone started shouting "You cant drop here!" I turned round to see a marshal running towards me shouting " I'm taking your number you can't drop here!" I looked him square in the eyes and said "I'm sorry I don't speak English"
So he did the usual (speak slower but a lot louder) "YOU WILL GET A FINE OF £30 FOR DROPPING HERE!" I said I didn't speak English again and he really went off on one!
That was till I said to the punter "See you Saturday then" I thought the marshal was going to explode!! He called me a name that meant my Mum and Dad weren't married
Oh well into the arms of Stella

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