Only in South Africa
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| Author: | captain cab [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:11 pm ] |
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Dead’ taxi driver returns after eight years in forest A TAXI driver declared dead following taxi violence in Hluleka village in Ngqeleni in the Eastern Cape in 2001 has resurfaced alive, his family said yesterday . The man, identified as Nkosinathi Ntente, who could no longer recall his own age, told his family he was kidnapped by witches. He said he had been living in a local forest for the past eight years. Ntente’s family and his taxi industry peers identified what they thought was his body following taxi violence in the Eastern Cape village. The man had been shot in the chest. A death certificate was issued and “Ntente” was buried. Ntente, however, claimed that he attended his own funeral. Provincial Health spokesperson Sizwe Kupelo said the family needed to approach the Home Affairs Department to correct the situation and “activate” his existence again. — Sapa |
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| Author: | echo15 [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:46 pm ] |
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Only in South Africa
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| Author: | captain cab [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:47 pm ] |
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echo15 wrote: Only in South Africa
where's the canoe 
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| Author: | echo15 [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:58 pm ] |
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Quote: told his family he was kidnapped by witches
I must try that one when turning up late for a booking "Sorry I'm late got kidnapped by witches"
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:10 pm ] |
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my accountant said he had registered me with HMRC, i said that will shake em, they think i died in 1985... resurrection shuffle! (which ones the lesbian then?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCoaNjZqUM |
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| Author: | captain cab [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:14 pm ] |
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Quote: Ntente, however, claimed that he attended his own funeral.
And nobody noticed?
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| Author: | tx_op [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:35 pm ] |
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Did his family return the whip-round to the local trade ??? Which totalled...... 
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| Author: | captain cab [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:37 pm ] |
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tx_op wrote: Did his family return the whip-round to the local trade ???
Which totalled...... Some people will do anything to hide from cab finance companies
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| Author: | tx_op [ Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:11 pm ] |
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captain cab wrote: echo15 wrote: Only in South Africa where's the canoe CC
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