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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:46 am 
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Been in the building game as a manager all his life, been on 40K plus, been out of work 6 months, gonna get his badge, "he having a proper taxi badge" (wait till he asks for one) and he "may not use it, but he can if he wants"


for £200 i can make him a fake one to wear round the house... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I feel like I've been on the ale all day. What you saying :?

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wannabeeahack wrote:
"may not use it, but he can if he wants"

Is he saying he would be ashamed of driving a cab? :sad:

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its a sign of a recession, firstly, that anybody can drive a taxi........


his may may/not use it makes me larf....

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Sussex wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
"may not use it, but he can if he wants"

Is he saying he would be ashamed of driving a cab? :sad:


Maybe he could wear a mask and say he has swine flu


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stationtone wrote:
Sussex wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
"may not use it, but he can if he wants"

Is he saying he would be ashamed of driving a cab? :sad:


Maybe he could wear a mask and say he has swine flu

Talking about that, if anyone is travelling by train and has trouble getting a seat, then maybe they should consider wearing a Sombrero, and then they will get plenty of room. :D

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:25 pm 
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Sussex wrote:
stationtone wrote:
Sussex wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
"may not use it, but he can if he wants"

Is he saying he would be ashamed of driving a cab? :sad:


Maybe he could wear a mask and say he has swine flu

Talking about that, if anyone is travelling by train and has trouble getting a seat, then maybe they should consider wearing a Sombrero, and then they will get plenty of room. :D
Or have a pig on a leash

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i told the wife that beer, a curry and sex could prevent swineflu

she didnt believe me but hell, i aint caught it yet!


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wannabeeahack wrote:
its a sign of a recession, firstly, that anybody can drive a taxi........


his may may/not use it makes me larf....
Had a customer on Saturday night telling me how beautiful my car was, how I really looked the part driving it, how our company is the best in the business etc. All good-hearted if a little bit patronising, unfortunately he then continued by saying "So if I lose my job, I'll follow you down this route and go on the taxis". :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:43 am 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
Been in the building game as a manager all his life, , been out of work 6 months, gonna get his badge, "he having a proper taxi badge" (wait till he asks for one) and he "may not use it, but he can if he wants"


If he's "been on 40K plus" only,I can see why driving a taxi appeals to him...

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PostPosted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:50 am 
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Capt Taxi wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
Been in the building game as a manager all his life, , been out of work 6 months, gonna get his badge, "he having a proper taxi badge" (wait till he asks for one) and he "may not use it, but he can if he wants"


If he's "been on 40K plus" only,I can see why driving a taxi appeals to him...


no mortgage, no rent, wife works, just wants an earner, but dont we all....

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wannabeeahack wrote:
i told the wife that beer, a curry and sex could prevent swineflu

she didnt believe me but hell, i aint caught it yet!


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Aye, she said you were a swine and flu off the handle

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We had a plasterer start with us 2 weeks ago, he finished on Saturday night he'd had enough, he didn't like working the weekend nights. Bless him.


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Nigel wrote:
We had a plasterer start with us 2 weeks ago, he finished on Saturday night he'd had enough, he didn't like working the weekend nights. Bless him.


he would earn far more as a plasterer, and still have weekends off

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