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wannabeeahack
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Anybody want a mask?

I wonder how much was spent on this "pandemic", and how many managed to justify cushy jobs because of it, was it real?......

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Bird flu...they killed off millions of birds. Swine Flu...goodbye piggy's.....

Geez I can't wait for 'man flu' to be officially recognised :lol: :lol:

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i happened to think out loud within earshot of the wife

" i wonder if man flu is worse than pig flu"


she said in my case they were one and the same

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wannabeeahack wrote:
i happened to think out loud within earshot of the wife

" i wonder if man flu is worse than pig flu"


she said in my case they were one and the same


Flu is worse for a man than it is for a woman.

Thats because the effects are felt within the muscular areas ......................... and men have around 50 more muscles than a woman.

These women .............................. they don't know their born.

B. Lucky :D

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I have the sense not to comment on the above but for some reason I've decided to take a leaf out of a mans book and do it anyway:

Fat is not muscle so don't get confused and can you tell me are these 50 more muscles all in ONE place :wink:

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GA wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
i happened to think out loud within earshot of the wife

" i wonder if man flu is worse than pig flu"


she said in my case they were one and the same


Flu is worse for a man than it is for a woman.

Thats because the effects are felt within the muscular areas ......................... and men have around 50 more muscles than a woman.

These women .............................. they don't know their born.

B. Lucky :D



which 50 are missing?


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OMG that's disgusting :shock:

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OMG that's disgusting :shock:


nah, ive got worse, if you want disgusting, but the forum would shut down if i posted em...

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wannabeeahack wrote:
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OMG that's disgusting :shock:


nah, ive got worse, if you want disgusting, but the forum would shut down if i posted em...


I don't like disgusting so I'm kinda glad you're not going to post them. That's more than my delicate nature can stand thank you :D

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Is that TFs bouncer, or wanabys Mrs :lol:
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Can you see them now?

B. Lucky :D

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Can you see them now?

B. Lucky :D


no, they are covered up

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Sheep Flu?

That's Skippy, Andrew Glenn and Boggy stuffed. :D
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wannabeeahack wrote:
GA wrote:
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Can you see them now?

B. Lucky :D


no, they are covered up


hang on I'll take the pouch off and get wor lass to take another photo

B. Lucky :D

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Sussex put the grapes down son.

B. Lucky :D

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