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This may have been put on here before, but it is quite amusing.

The Plan!

You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.

What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US / UK ?AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them..

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21.. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US /UK/ Australia will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8, If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

No it f*cking is not ENGLISH!!!

Those a*seholes done know how to speak ENGLISH!!!

There language is a b*stardised version of ENGLISH!!!

It's called American English & bares little resemblance to your proper Queen's ENGLISH!!!

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Oh dear oh dear......

I dont think its amusing I think its a damm good plan

Last time I was in Brum they weren't speaking the Queen's English much either

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For those that might seek to label the answer I really want to post imagine it this way.....


The cab door opens, man gets in, demands you take him somewhere, he tells you he ain't paying and that he hates you, when you arrive where he wants to go he pulls a knife and demands your money, you habd it over and he slashes all the seats and puts the knife over the paintwork and says.....hahahahaha, I hate you and thx for the ride and money.


Would this guy ever get in your car again with your blessing?

I think you'll find the original post with Robin Williams' words run a parallel course to what I just wrote, and remember, I'm talking about those that come who have nothing to offer us and just empty the fridge for us, NOT!!!! genuine immigrants trying to better themselves who are prepared to work and contribute, there is a difference, a big difference, the only similarity is that some look alike.

I have absolutely no problem with "economic migrants" (or whatever the PC term is this week). We've been doing it for centuries. I do, however, have a problem with the bulk of the money they earn being transferred back to "home". By all means come here to work and improve your living standards (and that of your families), but at least have the decency to spend your hard earned here as well. The economies of various "east european" countries are on the up, whilst ours is on it's erse. Not hard to see the connection, is it?

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

I've been telling ppl this, it is harmful to the economy, but unless our own lazy ppl pull their socks up and employers are forced to pay all ppl the same minimum rates on the book it won't get any better, the dilema is if you are an employer do you employ say a Pole who moves 50 bags a day for you and is honest or do you take on a Brit chav who moves 20 bags and steals another 5 ? hard one ain't it.

If me, the honest pole. But the govt. should make it illegal to transfer back,to wherever, anything over say 10-15% of his take home pay. This of course would have to be across all the EU, not just here. That way all countries might get back on track, not just the newbies to the system.

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.