Taxi Driver Online

Right you lot . . .pardon me using the forum for a bulletin board, but its the only way I can think of to contact another member, here in the states for a visit. . . .This is actually a message for Alex, who should be currently engoying 72 degree days, sand, surf, and bikinis . . .(not to rub it in, or anything) . . . and I guess its actually 70 degrees with the wind chill . . .(Brrr had to put on a T-shirt . .. rough this fall weather in Florida, it is)

Alex, I got your message but your phone number did'nt record on my cell . . . .please call again . . .

alright everyone . . you may resume freezing your A*ses off (Blimey forgot where I was again) I'm sorry I meant Ar*es . . . my bad!! won't happen again . ..

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"Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!"

(Bloody Hell! . . . did'nt anyone close the door behind them Yanks!! . . .bloody hell)

"Watson . . . WATSON! . . . come quickly!!! . . .and bring your REVOLVER!!!

Is that a male Alex or a female Alex..if its a male Alex has he always enjoyed wearing a bikini?

If it's a female Alex, please don't elaborate further.....Oh, OK then, give us the full story if you must.

( . . . Down boys . . Down. . . .) its a male . . .hopefully ex-FX4D cab driver . . . can't seem to sort out these controls . . but when I do, I believe I'll have some femailes to spare
I've shown it to a couple lasses, with encouraging expressions!





(here, Alex, Alex . . . here boy .. . comon . . . show the yank how to work the big ole heavy British Iron . . . Cmon Alex . . . need a phone ## . . . I GOT PINTS!!!!!)

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"Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!"

(Bloody Hell! . . . did'nt anyone close the door behind them Yanks!! . . .bloody hell)

"Watson . . . WATSON! . . . come quickly!!! . . .and bring your REVOLVER!!!

Why not ask some of the members on here, that are mechanics like MR T if they want a holiday, its cheaper for you to buy the air ticket

I have seen MrT on holiday and the last thing I would trust him with would be a corkscrew.....nevermind a tool set.

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

And feed him outside unless you want to redecorate
And he does not shower you just take him for an oil change, but dont let him be arrested he could have difficulty explaining his caucasian

BEGONE YE NAYSAYERS!!!!! I BANISH THEE to thou lackluster chariots with thee cruise control, electronic text dispatch, ergorythmic seating, and thy other decadences . . .this quest is of a higher purpose . . .beyond the grasp of mere mortal cabdrivers . . . it is only within the grasp of those of a higher spiritual nature . . .




(besides . . . an airline ticket costs me about $900 . . . .which is like what? 9 pounds british sterling . . . 12.5 euros??? .. . .I'm just sayin . . .) here alex call agin please, your phone numbers not regeresting . . .

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"Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!"

(Bloody Hell! . . . did'nt anyone close the door behind them Yanks!! . . .bloody hell)

"Watson . . . WATSON! . . . come quickly!!! . . .and bring your REVOLVER!!!

Americans always claim to have had ancestors from either Scotland or Ireland.

Did you know any one from the Carstairs area of Scotland?

Just wondered.

EEeewww laddie . . . I'm afraid your talkin bout a family member, we don't exactly brag about . . .that wud be my grandfather, and his parents were the ones who emigrated to the states . . .some say he must be Irish actually, that a Scot could'nt possibly hold that much Blarney . . .the lowlands and Western highlands, was all I recall . . .Sorry mate

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"Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!"

(Bloody Hell! . . . did'nt anyone close the door behind them Yanks!! . . .bloody hell)

"Watson . . . WATSON! . . . come quickly!!! . . .and bring your REVOLVER!!!

Oh . . . and bye the bye . . .I connected with Alex . ..so ...you may resume . . .naysaying .. . .or whatever it is, you were doin . ..


(I'm just sayin . . )

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"Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!"

(Bloody Hell! . . . did'nt anyone close the door behind them Yanks!! . . .bloody hell)

"Watson . . . WATSON! . . . come quickly!!! . . .and bring your REVOLVER!!!

Carstairs being a notorious high Security psychiatric hospital...

Does it?

It has houses and normal folks as well.

Delighted to hear it.

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IDFIMH

Well, we linked up . . .Allan and Judy of York . . .what a thrill for them, come to the states on holiday and talk about WORK! Actually they are a fun and amusing couple . . .heres a pic (Judy's the pretty one . . .Allans the one who's expression says "Damn . . .I could be FISHIN!!!!")

It was interesting that there were more similarities, than differences in the trade . . .
took em on a fair . . .I don't think they'll be riding with me agin . .
(you'd think they would'nt know US taxi laws . . .there sure seemed to grasp that I broke a bunch of em!!)
Bought us lunch, and brought goodwill presents . . .all in all a fun day . . .and NATO's still intact . . . .sweet



(mandatory group photo, at the end of the day . . . the bloke who doesn't seem to know how to button a shirt . . . that would be me!)

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"Overpaid, oversexed, and over here!"

(Bloody Hell! . . . did'nt anyone close the door behind them Yanks!! . . .bloody hell)

"Watson . . . WATSON! . . . come quickly!!! . . .and bring your REVOLVER!!!