Depressing as its true..... But what can you do?.....
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:23 am ] |
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| Author: | towag [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:28 am ] |
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Depressing as its true..... But what can you do?.....
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| Author: | Stationtone [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:32 am ] |
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I do not think this family seen it that way http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol ... -jump.html 
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| Author: | jimbo [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:33 am ] |
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towag wrote: Depressing as its true..... But what can you do?.....
Join the BNP?
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| Author: | bloodnock [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:52 pm ] |
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jimbo wrote: towag wrote: Depressing as its true..... But what can you do?..... Join the BNP? Be easier building more Tower blocks..
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| Author: | towag [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:21 pm ] |
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stationtone wrote: I do not think this family seen it that way http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol ... -jump.html
Tragic and deplorable that it is, we don't have infinite rescources. To look after everone that comes here thinking we are an easy touch is not the answer as they so obviously thought..... Freedom comes at a price and don't we know it!!  
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| Author: | bloodnock [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:43 pm ] |
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towag wrote: stationtone wrote: I do not think this family seen it that way http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol ... -jump.html Tragic and deplorable that it is, we don't have infinite rescources. To look after everone that comes here thinking we are an easy touch is not the answer as they so obviously thought..... Freedom comes at a price and don't we know it!! Your bang on the Money towag...its one thing helping your neighbour out..but its another thing to have them take over your house, eat your food, spend your savings, use up your pension pot...all because they didnt like their own house, be better if they brought their own homes up to the levels of ours rather bring down our homes to the level of their own. This Countries to soft by far....and even the more Immigrant friendly of Britain will one day come to rue the day they let everybody in as an infinite number of people can not live off a finite supply... 
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| Author: | towag [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:05 pm ] |
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The "immigrant friendly" don't actually live within the ghettos they allow to happen.....I've always believed that when in Rome..... If you don't then go somewhere else.... I honestly believe if there was a referendum on immigration, we would see the doors being closed very tightly..... 
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| Author: | cabby john [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:11 pm ] |
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Wake up and smell the coffee............every immigrant that comes to this country is a potential TAX payer. That means money for Gordon and the boys to play with and they do not have to have them living next door. SO WHY SHOULD THEY CARE? |
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| Author: | towag [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:20 pm ] |
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cabby john wrote: Wake up and smell the coffee............every immigrant that comes to this country is a potential TAX payer. That means money for Gordon and the boys to play with and they do not have to have them living next door.
SO WHY SHOULD THEY CARE? "Potential" tax payer is about right with as little intention to pay it once they receive the generous handouts? Of course they don't, but don't forget the vote to, that is why there is no referendum
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| Author: | edders23 [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:24 pm ] |
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You missed the bit about needing to be African or Asian to be a winner |
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| Author: | towag [ Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:28 pm ] |
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edders23 wrote: You missed the bit about needing to be African or Asian to be a winner
Whooops!! have to get the boot polish out..... now where did I put it? 
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