Some chavy boozed up Neanderthal decided to throw a traffic cone at my motor last night hitting the front windscreen. Anyway got out and caught him took him down the side of this garage and well the rest is history. When I got back into the car I phoned the coppers to tell them that idiots were throwing traffic cones at cars and that I'd been hit by one of these cones.
Do you know what the coppers said?? They said when you pass them smile at them, if they see you smiling they won't throw things at your car. They weren't just throwing them at Taxis, anything with 4 wheels got one thrown at them.
20 minutes later I went past again on my way to a job and they were still at it, the same guy who I took down the side of the garage and his dead head mates.
Coming the other way through the traffic lights was a Range Rover Sport in white, I thought, "I know that motor". They decided to give it some cone treatment.
"Wrong move lads", enter the local hard man / cage fighter / Kick boxing instructor / 6th Dan martial arts instructor / Nottingham's Strongest man with a world record chest press Mr Dave Benniston. He got out and cleared the deck, all 6 of them were on the floor in a heap. I didn't see him move
We phoned the Police up once again to tell them there had been a nasty accident and 6 lads were laid in the middle of the road with injuries, we put cones round them and F***ED off.
I got a phone call at 2am this morning off the Police asking me if I'd seen anything regarding the assault of 6 lads? 4 of which were admitted to Kings Mill Hospital with head and facial fractures / injuries.
Who said revenge wasn't sweet??
