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The Bird Feeder

I bought a bird feeder.
I hung it on my patio and filled it lovingly with seed.
It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table and next to the barbecue.

Then came the bird sh * t!
It was everywhere; on the patio tiles, the chairs, the table . . . well just everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean.
They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And other birds were boisterous and loud.
They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.

So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be.
Quiet and peacefully serene.
And no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see .....
Brown & our government give out free food, subsidised housing, free medical care, and free education to anyone that wants to come to this land of charity.

Then the illegals came by the millions.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for the free services.
Small flats are housing five or more families.
You have to wait six hours to be seen by a doctor in an emergency surgery because it is filled with illegal non tax payers.
Your child's Year-12-class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box.
I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than 'The Union Jack' are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Its just my opinion but;

Maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government to take down the damn bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on.

If not, . . . . continue cleaning up the sh*t!

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Kind regards,

Brummie Cabbie.

Type a message, post your news,
Disagree with other members' views;
But please, do have some decorum,
When debating on the TDO Forum.

SPOT ON!! It doesn't matter who gets in (Except with the possibility of the BNP or UKIP? Which will never happen!) we will still have to clean up the birdshit!!

So very true.

read this thread and then got this e-mail the next day




Subject: ARRESTING INFORMATION




For all you in the UK

BEDFORDSHIRE (U.K) POLICE FORCE'S

RULES REGARDING TERRORISTS AND DANGEROUS CRIMINALS



If they are non-Muslim

• Consider the most opportune time of day to be able to arrest suspects with minimum resistance
• Apply all necessary force to enter the premises and arrest suspects accordingly.


If they are Muslim:
Community leaders must be consulted before raids into Muslim houses.
Officers must not search occupied bedrooms and bathrooms before dawn.
Use of police dogs will be considered serious desecration of the premises.
Cameras and camcorders should not be used in case capturing women in inappropriate dress.
If people are praying at home officers should stand aside and not disrupt the prayer -they should be allowed the opportunity to finish.
Officers should take their shoes off before raiding a Muslim house.
The reasons for pre-dawn raids on Muslim houses needs to be clear and transparent.
Officers must not touch holy books or religious artefacts without permission.
Muslim prisoners should be allowed to take additional clothing to the station.




With this continuing appeasement, no wonder it’s now predicted that Britain will become an Islamic State by 2070.



Only 2 weeks left to May 6th and a rare opportunity to put this right




PLEASE FORWARD THIS EMAIL AS WIDELY AS POSSIBLE SO THAT THE 40%+ OF BRITISH VOTERS WHO DIDN’T VOTE LAST TIME MIGHT GET THE MESSAGE.
YOUR VOTE WILL SOON BE IN THE MINORITY.
THE OPEN DOOR POLICY OF NEW LABOUR TO RIG MORE VOTES FOR THEMSELVES NEEDS TO BE STOPPED NOW.
THERE’S SO LITTLE TIME LEFT!

not being too political, but perhaps a wake up call is needed before it gets more out of our hands

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

It Sickens me....One rule for the locals and another set of rules for the Immigrants and interlopers.

How many other countries Governments of the world would invite in so many people that seems to loathe everything the host country stands for then treats their new guests like they were a deity above that of its own people...and God forbid that any of the locals should dare to dare complain for it will be they that are thrown into jail in a Government effort to appease their unrequested guests.

The UK's gone mad.

Religion of what ever creed is a cop out for people that need a crutch, is the scourge of mankind and should not hinder the law of this land and it's politics period!!.....
You don't need the dogma of the desert (the torah and quran) and medieval sheep shagger religious politics to believe in what ever deity you want to believe in....

feeling better now?

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

OOOH YES!

good, wouldn't want you still stressed after a good rant like that

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

The trouble is I doubt any of the main parties would remove the bird feeder until there is no bird feed left and the country is a poverty stricken third world country

Almost there then..

Most of the third world is already here.....

Like the joke about "Oh I was in Pakistan last week" Asian guy answers "Oh? How did you find it? "Empty" was the reply "They are all over here!!"