edders23 wrote:
That joke is over 50 years old skippy !
Yeah but Skippy is over 50 years old so what's the problem
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| Author: | skippy41 [ Mon May 31, 2010 1:48 pm ] |
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A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral." |
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| Author: | edders23 [ Mon May 31, 2010 4:36 pm ] |
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That joke is over 50 years old skippy ! |
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| Author: | toots [ Mon May 31, 2010 8:13 pm ] |
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edders23 wrote: That joke is over 50 years old skippy !
Yeah but Skippy is over 50 years old so what's the problem
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:21 am ] |
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toots wrote: edders23 wrote: That joke is over 50 years old skippy ! Yeah but Skippy is over 50 years old so what's the problem And fancy wasting a new thread on such a crap old joke!! 
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| Author: | volvoman [ Tue Jun 01, 2010 3:39 pm ] |
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Ah but the old ones are definitely the best !!!
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| Author: | edders23 [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:19 pm ] |
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heres a newish one then After gordon brown finally decides to leave number 10 several senior civil servants have a meeting to discuss what sort of a leaving present to give him various honours are considerd and thrown out then one of them suggests why don't we get a railway engine named after him ? So the following morning one of them hops onto a train at Kings Cross ( first class od course) and goes to the National railway Museum at York He asks them about naming a loco and is told that modern locos are only used to haul freight trains and as he stuffed up the economy would that be such a good idea ?Hmmm says the whitehall mandarin I suppose not what about a vintage one then like that green one over there he says pointing to 4472 Flying Scotsman how much would it cost to rename that one The loco export pauses for a minute and says well the cost of the paltes ceremony dinner for invited guests etc would be about £5000 Oh says the whitehall mandarin with all the hooha over expenses that might ruffle a few feathers is there a cheaper option Well says the NRM expert I suppose we could always paint out the F |
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| Author: | edders23 [ Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:20 pm ] |
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Right so Skippy your challenge for the week is go out and find one thats less old and that no one on this forum has heard before do you accept the challenge ? |
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