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Author:  Stationtone [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:49 am ]
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Another very very good article in Taxi talk
http://www.taxitalk.co.uk/pdfs/Taxi%20T ... 202010.pdf :D

My scribbling last month seems to have had the desired affect, wee Jimmy received more ridicule and was by all accounts ‘seething’. This brought forth some unsubstantiated attacks on yours truly on a taxi driver forum.

As you will be aware from last months article, wee Jimmy and his cohorts tend to believe all the wrongs of the world evolve from taxi regulation, this could be the war in Afghanistan, or the BP oil leak in the Gulf, or indeed, the fact it’s raining. At some point the argument will turn into the whole mess being Edinburgh Councils fault for its managed growth policy towards taxis. The citizens of Edinburgh are then subject to a torrent of letters to their local paper.

I dared to air the view that Edinburgh Council, by regularly surveying taxi demand.....and acting upon the results, were being reasonable.

Wee Jimmy then surmises that I must therefore believe rape is reasonable. He even took the bother of partially quoted Lady Smith who stated;

"What she needed was a licensed taxi to uplift her and take her safely back to the hostel where she was staying.

"What she did not need was the nightmare experience which followed, an experience for which you were entirely responsible."


I don't think rape is reasonable and any person who suggests such is an obvious buffoon, indeed, I think rapists, like child sex offenders should be castrated with blunt instruments, such as a Titleist D2 driver. I also think, whilst were talking offences here, that beating a woman (the battering type, not at chess type) or colleague is also an offence that should more or less guarantee the person shouldn’t be licensed, in some cities such things are frowned upon and drivers licenses are actually revoked.

If a person were to link the rape of a poor girl to a lack of taxi availability, you would think they’d do a little research. Any person of a sound mind would if they were going to suggest such a thing.

You see if there was evidence to suggest rape is more prevalent in areas with limited taxi numbers than deregulated numbers, then I’m quite certain our wee Crank would be jumping up and down, perhaps like a demented baboon, with statistical evidence in hand. The lack of data, suggests our friend, the Crank, is merely jumping of a majorly sick type of bandwagon, where the feelings of the victim are secondary to the overall aim.

The incident to which our Crank refers is a strange one. As many of you will be aware, Edinburgh only licenses a couple of types of taxi, either the purpose built variety, or the bread van. Yet the vehicle the girl apparently got into was a black four door saloon car which wasn’t apparently plated.

The girl didn’t hire the vehicle on a taxi rank but from outside the Hudson Hotel in Hope Street.

The police advice of the time was "Continue to enjoy yourself on nights out in Edinburgh, but think about how you're getting home. At the end of the night book a taxi, don't jump into a car without knowing who the driver is. Private hire cars shouldn't stop to pick people up in the street, and you should always check the ID of the driver."

Edinburgh has marshalled taxi ranks, "Any lone women should go to taxi ranks that are marshalled in the city centre, where they know they'll be safe – there are security staff there and they will be put into a fully licensed Edinburgh taxi."

Indeed, I’m quite sure many of Edinburgh’s PH companies give preferential treatment for single females, just as a number of their English counterparts do on my side of the Border.

Talking to friends in the Edinburgh cab trade, I understand trade is currently slow, so much so, taxis have been booked by the police for over-ranking and the council is considering taking further measures. This hardly suggests an undersupply of taxis, does it?

Author:  Brummie Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:37 am ]
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What an informative, accurate & wonderfully measured scrib!!

Author:  gusmac [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:43 am ]
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No wife beating allegations in there CC :shock:

Does "Wee Jimmy" get the right to reply through the same mag BTW?

Author:  Caledonian Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:12 am ]
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stationtone wrote:
Another very very good article in Taxi talk
http://www.taxitalk.co.uk/pdfs/Taxi%20T ... 202010.pdf :D



Thought it would be unfair to comment without reading the whole article, but when I checked the link it seems that someone's got a bit mixed up with the months.

Not sure if it was Tone or whoever fed him the article that cocked up, but it made it a bit obvious.

Author:  Caledonian Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:13 am ]
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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
What an informative, accurate & wonderfully measured scrib!!


I'd watch what you write if I was you - Toots doesn't get irony.

Author:  Brummie Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:24 am ]
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gusmac wrote:
No wife beating allegations in there CC :shock:

Does "Wee Jimmy" get the right to reply through the same mag BTW?

He might want to reply via 'Punch' magazine; perhaps more appropriate in the circumstances.

BTW, why do you all refer to him as 'WEE Jimmy'.

Does he really have a permanently weak bladder??

Author:  Brummie Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:28 am ]
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Caledonian Cabbie wrote:
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
What an informative, accurate & wonderfully measured scrib!!

I'd watch what you write if I was you - Toots doesn't get irony.

Well on the couple of occasions that I've met Ms Toots her clothes have never been creased.

:? :? :?

Author:  gusmac [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:51 am ]
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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
BTW, why do you all refer to him as 'WEE Jimmy'.


Better ask Wayne.

Author:  toots [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:38 am ]
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Does "Wee Jimmy" get the right to reply through the same mag BTW?


Well that should make for interesting reading:-

___________________________________________________

Dear Editor,

My name is Wee Jimmy, I'm a crank.................

Yours faithfully

Wee Jimmy
____________________________________________________

The body of the text is predictable, but, feel free to fill in the gap yourselves :lol: :lol:

Author:  tx_op [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:07 pm ]
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Brummie Cabbie wrote:
BTW, why do you all refer to him as 'WEE Jimmy'.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_zer1bfg5o


c 4 ursel................. :D

Author:  Stationtone [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:12 pm ]
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That was Fan-Dabi-Dozi :lol: :lol: just like the article

Author:  Caledonian Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:01 pm ]
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Some quality contributions there, and nice to see that the Tone of the debate has been raised. (Tone, geddit?)

And that's not to mention Nidge's input in the Scottish section =D>

The above was intended as irony, by the way, in case anyone takes it literally.

But when do we get to read the full article?

Author:  edders23 [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:55 pm ]
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seems the page with the article has been pulled so can't read the afforementioned words of wisdom :?

Author:  captain cab [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:35 pm ]
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edders23 wrote:
seems the page with the article has been pulled so can't read the afforementioned words of wisdom :?


The latest issue isn't online yet.

CC

Author:  gusmac [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 8:38 pm ]
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captain cab wrote:
edders23 wrote:
seems the page with the article has been pulled so can't read the afforementioned words of wisdom :?


The latest issue isn't online yet.

CC


So where did Tone get it from?

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