Mmmmm I need to get me one of them Limos.
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:51 am ] |
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No lap dancing in stretch limos 24.06.2010 Operators of stretch limos in Broxbourne borough have been handed the naked truth about what ‘activities’ can go on behind the tinted glass of their glamorous vehicles. Broxbourne Council has laid bare to limo companies that saucy striptease, sexy lap dancing and even pole dancing are not the sort of cheeky antics that will be tolerated within the confines of the luxury people carriers. Traditionally stretch limousines are hired out for ‘special events’ including weddings, funerals, anniversaries and birthdays. However, until now they have operated outside the licensing system imposed on taxis and minicabs in the borough and the council has decided it is time the limos are regulated as well. There are around 30 stretch limos in Broxbourne borough operated by two or three companies. At Tuesday’s planning and licensing committee it was decided that from now on special event private hire operators and drivers will be licensed from August 1. The conditions of the license stipulate: “The following activities are prohibited in the vehicle – striptease, lap dancing, pole dancing and any activity or performance of a like kind. “The licensee or driver shall not knowingly permit any visual recording to be played that is unsuitable having regard to the age of the passengers being conveyed. “Where alcohol is supplied in the vehicle, no person under the age of 18 years shall be allowed to consumer alcohol. Any alcohol supplied shall be in non-breakable containers. Alcohol shall only be served while the vehicle is stationary and at all other times bottles are stowed in a secure fixture.” The report says the trade is ‘generally accepting’ of the new system of regulation as it will ‘provide customers with improved confidence if the vehicles and drivers are brought into a licensing regime’. Vehicles can be left-hand drive, have tinted glass and have some side-facing seats but customers must wear seat belts. New applicants for a private hire operators licence must also have a criminal records bureau report and pass a ‘knowledge test’ about licensing legislation Source; hertfordshiremercury.co.uk |
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| Author: | Nigel [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:45 am ] |
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Mmmmm I need to get me one of them Limos.
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| Author: | grandad [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:23 am ] |
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Nigel wrote: Mmmmm I need to get me one of them Limos.
How much do you want to spend? 
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| Author: | grandad [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:27 am ] |
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Of course, the size of limos that a council are permitted to license is limited to the likes of the Lincoln Towncar and the Chrysler 300. How many midget lap dancers are there in the UK? There is not enough room to move around in ANY of the stretched limos to allow this kind of act. I think that if they looked at this properly they would see that it is just a myth. |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:14 am ] |
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grandad wrote: Of course, the size of limos that a council are permitted to license is limited to the likes of the Lincoln Towncar and the Chrysler 300. How many midget lap dancers are there in the UK? There is not enough room to move around in ANY of the stretched limos to allow this kind of act. I think that if they looked at this properly they would see that it is just a myth.
Those lap-dancing girls can be pretty inventive in small, cramped spaces; given the chance. When there's a very fast few bucks to be made, they'll think of something!! |
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| Author: | grandad [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:52 am ] |
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Brummie Cabbie wrote: grandad wrote: Of course, the size of limos that a council are permitted to license is limited to the likes of the Lincoln Towncar and the Chrysler 300. How many midget lap dancers are there in the UK? There is not enough room to move around in ANY of the stretched limos to allow this kind of act. I think that if they looked at this properly they would see that it is just a myth. Those lap-dancing girls can be pretty inventive in small, cramped spaces; given the chance. When there's a very fast few bucks to be made, they'll think of something!! Are you speaking from experience? Is there something you would like to share with us? 
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| Author: | bloodnock [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:31 pm ] |
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Nigel wrote: Mmmmm I need to get me one of them Limos.
Only possible If your Garage is Bigger than the Standard 16' x 8' Tongue and Groove with Apex roof variety....also, Lap and Poles have the same right to dance in the UK as any other Ethnic group... 
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:56 pm ] |
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grandad wrote: Brummie Cabbie wrote: grandad wrote: Of course, the size of limos that a council are permitted to license is limited to the likes of the Lincoln Towncar and the Chrysler 300. How many midget lap dancers are there in the UK? There is not enough room to move around in ANY of the stretched limos to allow this kind of act. I think that if they looked at this properly they would see that it is just a myth. Those lap-dancing girls can be pretty inventive in small, cramped spaces; given the chance. When there's a very fast few bucks to be made, they'll think of something!! Are you speaking from experience? Is there something you would like to share with us? NO!! But you, of all people, should know what they can get up to in the back of limos!! |
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| Author: | bloodnock [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:13 pm ] |
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Brummie Cabbie wrote: grandad wrote: Brummie Cabbie wrote: grandad wrote: Of course, the size of limos that a council are permitted to license is limited to the likes of the Lincoln Towncar and the Chrysler 300. How many midget lap dancers are there in the UK? There is not enough room to move around in ANY of the stretched limos to allow this kind of act. I think that if they looked at this properly they would see that it is just a myth. Those lap-dancing girls can be pretty inventive in small, cramped spaces; given the chance. When there's a very fast few bucks to be made, they'll think of something!! Are you speaking from experience? Is there something you would like to share with us? NO!! But you, of all people, should know what they can get up to in the back of limos!! Could be a Winner as a Company name..and what an advert!! "You've never been Stretched until you've been stretch Limoed by the Sodom and Gomorrah Stretch Limo Company. If your into Serious fun just call us on 666-666-666 for a devilishly good time 
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| Author: | grandad [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:39 pm ] |
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Brummie Cabbie wrote: grandad wrote: Brummie Cabbie wrote: grandad wrote: Of course, the size of limos that a council are permitted to license is limited to the likes of the Lincoln Towncar and the Chrysler 300. How many midget lap dancers are there in the UK? There is not enough room to move around in ANY of the stretched limos to allow this kind of act. I think that if they looked at this properly they would see that it is just a myth. Those lap-dancing girls can be pretty inventive in small, cramped spaces; given the chance. When there's a very fast few bucks to be made, they'll think of something!! Are you speaking from experience? Is there something you would like to share with us? NO!! But you, of all people, should know what they can get up to in the back of limos!! The only time that I have had lap dancers and pole dancers in any of my limos was when one of my limos was used by Granada Men & Motors for filming a documentry and they kept their clothes on and sat nicely on the seats whilst I drove them around. |
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