Peter Kenyon and Roman Abramovich were sitting in a pub with their dog. a guy comes in lifts up the dogs tail and then walks out. Peter and Roman are bemused but carries on drinking. then another guy comes in, lifts up the dogs tail, looks underneath it then leaves. when the third guy comes in to the pub and makes to do the same thing, Peter Kenyon stops him and says "Hold on mate, you're the third person to do that. What are you up to?" The bloke replies, "Theres a man outside telling people there's a dog in here with two [edited by admin]."
