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| Author: | Gateshead Angel [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:34 am ] |
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This one got me today, as did some others, A man builds a rectangular house. All four external elevations are south facing A bear walks passed the house. What colour is the bear? ----------------------------------------------------- A woman has three children, She calls the first two April and May What does she call the third child. ------------------------------------------------------ You take a minibus out on a school run. At the first stop you pick up 5 children. At the second stop you pick up a further 3. At the third a further 6. At the first school 3 get off. At the second 9 get off. Whats the name of the busdriver? |
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| Author: | captain cab [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:53 am ] |
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Quote: You take a minibus out on a school run.
At the first stop you pick up 5 children. At the second stop you pick up a further 3. At the third a further 6. At the first school 3 get off. At the second 9 get off. Whats the name of the busdriver? Was it licensed? |
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| Author: | Comical Ali [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:35 am ] |
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Please, please! Captain Cab is relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method. The vehicle cannot be licensed, it must be a PCV. |
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| Author: | the cipher man [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:41 am ] |
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The bear must be a polar bear,so will be white, as the only way a rectangular house could have four south facing elevations is if the house was situated in the north pole. |
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| Author: | >>MIKE [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:05 am ] |
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[/quote] JUNE
Quote: A woman has three children,
She calls the first two April and May What does she call the third child. ------------------------------------------------------ You take a minibus out on a school run. At the first stop you pick up 5 children. At the second stop you pick up a further 3. At the third a further 6. At the first school 3 get off. At the second 9 get off. Whats the name of the busdriver? >>MIKE
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| Author: | >>MIKE [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:07 am ] |
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What does she call the third child. A=JUNE ------------------------------------------------------ Whats the name of the busdriver? A=>>MIKE
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| Author: | the cipher man [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:26 am ] |
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>>MIKE wrote: What does she call the third child. [/quote]
A=JUNE ------------------------------------------------------ Whats the name of the busdriver? A=>>MIKE Hope they are all girls, never known a boy called June
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| Author: | Gateshead Angel [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:16 am ] |
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The bear would be white. The driver is you. The third child may not be called June, (the written answer was Jude) because she may not have had three girls. I have loads more! B. Lucky |
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| Author: | Gateshead Angel [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:18 am ] |
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What goes up a drainpipe down but can't go down a drainpipe up. Whats open when its closed but closed when its open. B. Lucky |
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| Author: | the cipher man [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:42 pm ] |
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"Whats open when its closed but closed when its open." The waiting list for a Plate
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