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Author:  Gateshead Angel [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:34 am ]
Post subject:  Daft questions.

This one got me today, as did some others,


A man builds a rectangular house.
All four external elevations are south facing
A bear walks passed the house.


What colour is the bear?

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A woman has three children,
She calls the first two April and May

What does she call the third child.

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You take a minibus out on a school run.
At the first stop you pick up 5 children.
At the second stop you pick up a further 3.
At the third a further 6.
At the first school 3 get off.
At the second 9 get off.

Whats the name of the busdriver?

Author:  captain cab [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:53 am ]
Post subject: 

Quote:
You take a minibus out on a school run.
At the first stop you pick up 5 children.
At the second stop you pick up a further 3.
At the third a further 6.
At the first school 3 get off.
At the second 9 get off.
Whats the name of the busdriver?


Was it licensed?

Author:  Comical Ali [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:35 am ]
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Please, please! Captain Cab is relying on what I called yesterday a desperate and stupid method. The vehicle cannot be licensed, it must be a PCV.

Author:  the cipher man [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:41 am ]
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The bear must be a polar bear,so will be white, as the only way a rectangular house could have four south facing elevations is if the house was situated in the north pole.

Author:  >>MIKE [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:05 am ]
Post subject: 

[/quote]

JUNE
:D

Quote:
A woman has three children,
She calls the first two April and May

What does she call the third child.

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You take a minibus out on a school run.
At the first stop you pick up 5 children.
At the second stop you pick up a further 3.
At the third a further 6.
At the first school 3 get off.
At the second 9 get off.
Whats the name of the busdriver?


>>MIKE :D

Author:  >>MIKE [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:07 am ]
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What does she call the third child.
A=JUNE
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Whats the name of the busdriver? A=>>MIKE

:D :D
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Author:  the cipher man [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 4:26 am ]
Post subject: 

>>MIKE wrote:
What does she call the third child.
A=JUNE
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Whats the name of the busdriver? A=>>MIKE

:D :D
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Hope they are all girls, never known a boy called June :lol: :lol:

Author:  Gateshead Angel [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:16 am ]
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The bear would be white.

The driver is you.

The third child may not be called June, (the written answer was Jude) because she may not have had three girls.

I have loads more!

B. Lucky :twisted:

Author:  Gateshead Angel [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:18 am ]
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What goes up a drainpipe down but can't go down a drainpipe up.

Whats open when its closed but closed when its open.

B. Lucky :twisted:

Author:  the cipher man [ Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:42 pm ]
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"Whats open when its closed but closed when its open."

The waiting list for a Plate :lol: :lol: :lol:

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