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I got an email today......here's how it went, and heres the replys;

Dear Customer, We detected irregular activity on your HSBC Internet banking account on 27/01/2011. For your protection, you must verify this activity before you can continue using your account. Please download the document attached to this email to review your account activity. We will review the activity on your account with you and upon verification, and we will remove any restrictions placed on your account. If you choose to ignore our request, you leave us no choise but to temporaly suspend your account. We ask that you allow at least 72 hours for the case to be investigated and we strongly recommend to verefy (sic) your account in that time. Best Regards, Colette Nugent Head of Customer Communications © Copyright HSBC Holdings plc 2011 - All rights reserved

Reply 1

Dear HSBC Bank

You spelt accessed wrong, you f*cking idiots.

regards

Wayne Casey

reply 2

Dear HSBC Bank,

With reference to my last email, you spelt chose wrong to, and temporarily, you really do need to brush up on your spelling because from where I'm coming from, you do appear to be retarded.

regards

Wayne

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Pmsl.... I like the one when they say they have millions of pounds to put in my account if I'll help them get access to it by giving them my bank account details, as if ffs

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

I also won a lottery today that I didnt f8cking enter.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Reply 1

Where's the word 'accessed' in the email, or is that part of the joke?

Reply 2

Isn't it actually 'choice' that's spelt incorrectly? And it's 'too', not 'to'.

FFS

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Caledonian Cabbie

He's always been a 'to' man instead of a 'too' man!!

His spelling is f*cking crap, but I believe he runs a business under the name of 'Spellcheckers R Us'

That's why he will always be a Captain & will never progress to a Rear Admiral!!

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Kind regards,

Brummie Cabbie.

Type a message, post your news,
Disagree with other members' views;
But please, do have some decorum,
When debating on the TDO Forum.

I'd forward the Email to the Anti corruption Police in Nigeria.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Believe me, don't get Mercury X2

Oops....I forgot to put the subject line in.

Your account was accesed by a third part

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

I get similar emails from banks I don't do business with.

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

But you dont get free grammar lessons from Caledonian Cabbie

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

you should see the email i got from an ebayer whose auction id scuppered knowing full well it was a scammer from lagos or somewhere

he got all shirty

pmls

and id won it!

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

As if by magic, one appears.........

Dear Customer,

Halifax Bank Bank has been receiving complaints from
our customers for unauthorised use of their Online accounts.

Click Here To Update Your Account

Best Regards
Head of Customer Communications
Halifax Bank Plc

and there's no typos

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

What's a bank bank?

The only thing that surprises me is that people still fall for this sh*t.

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http://wingsoverscotland.com/ http://www.newsnetscotland.com/

missed that one,

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.

I had an HSBC one yesterday. Their website said send it to phishing@hsbc.com

That's kocher, by the way.

Another twist, (I don't bank here either)

Santander Centre Advisory!
Your account access has been limited for the following reason's):

January 30, 2011: We have reason to believe that your account was accessed by a third party. Because protecting the security of your account is our primary concern, we have limited access to sensitive Santander account features. We understand that this may be an inconvenience but please understand that this temporary limitation is for your protection.

Click here to Remove Limitations.

Completing all of the checklist database will automatically restore your account access.

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My heart is heavy, but my consience clear,
I voted Yes, without any fear.