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| Author: | skippy41 [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:17 am ] |
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in Plymouth, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and can cook. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and can cook and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!) PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. T he second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. |
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| Author: | toots [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:23 am ] |
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| Author: | GBC [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Husband Store |
skippy41 wrote: A store that sells new husbands has opened in Plymouth, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
If they open an old woman store, can we sell you? |
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| Author: | edders23 [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:13 pm ] |
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could you honestly imagine finding a buyer for skippy ? |
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| Author: | toots [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:11 pm ] |
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Quote: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and can cook and have a strong romantic streak.
Who cares about all that sh*te. Can they make me laugh and are they any good when it matters 
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| Author: | grandad [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:19 pm ] |
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toots wrote: Quote: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and can cook and have a strong romantic streak. Who cares about all that sh*te. Can they make me laugh and are they any good when it matters You would laugh if I stripped off in front of you and I guarantee that I am good when it matters. I can change the batteries for you. 
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| Author: | toots [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:30 pm ] |
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grandad wrote: toots wrote: Quote: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and can cook and have a strong romantic streak. Who cares about all that sh*te. Can they make me laugh and are they any good when it matters You would laugh if I stripped off in front of you and I guarantee that I am good when it matters. I can change the batteries for you. Pmsl........ man after my own heart
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| Author: | jimbo [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:45 pm ] |
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toots wrote: grandad wrote: toots wrote: Quote: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and can cook and have a strong romantic streak. Who cares about all that sh*te. Can they make me laugh and are they any good when it matters You would laugh if I stripped off in front of you and I guarantee that I am good when it matters. I can change the batteries for you. Pmsl........ man after my own heart Are you sure it's your heart grandad's after? |
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| Author: | wannabeeahack [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:59 pm ] |
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my mates first wife was a great housekeeper she kept the house in the divorce |
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| Author: | toots [ Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:10 pm ] |
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jimbo wrote: toots wrote: grandad wrote: toots wrote: Quote: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and can cook and have a strong romantic streak. Who cares about all that sh*te. Can they make me laugh and are they any good when it matters You would laugh if I stripped off in front of you and I guarantee that I am good when it matters. I can change the batteries for you. Pmsl........ man after my own heart Are you sure it's your heart grandad's after? Apparently so....... he is after all offering to change the batteries
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