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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sat Jul 16, 2011 3:03 am ] |
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A story from the Irish Times that made me laugh What colour should our taxis be? Your entries Saturday, July 16, 2011 On Wednesday we launched a contest to come up with a new look for taxis after the National Transport Authority said they should all be the same colour. Here are some of your ideas Margaret Casey: I’m standing alone on O’Connell Street It’s cold and it’s wet and it’s grey But along the road comes a rainbow And it brightens up my day “Are ya righ’ there luv?” says my hero As I slip along the back seat And he starts to sort the world out While I begin to feel my feet “The weather’s bleedin’ gorgeous We can always do with a shower I was in A&E yesterday In and out in an hour!” “The Government’s doing a mighty job Getting rid of all the debt!” The rainbow effect has started There’s hope for Ireland yet! Nicky White: I propose that the new taxi colours be the 2 Tone colours of black and white. Used by the musical movement of the same name in Britain in the late 1970s, they have obvious resonances with that economically bleak period and current-day Ireland. The most successful 2 Tone song titles and band names, such as Ghost Town, Gangsters and Madness, also seem relevant to Ireland. We don’t yet have any ghost towns but are well on the way with our ghost estates. More seriously, symbolically these colours may also help to defuse the racial tension in the industry right now. Giles O’Reilly: When Johnny Cash fell in love with Ireland, back in the early 1960s, legend has it that he coined the song Forty Shades of Green in the back of a taxi heading to Dublin airport, so it is only fitting that we respect Mr Cash’s brainwaves. The concept of 40 shades would mean that surely across the green spectrum there would still be a chance for taxi drivers to show their uniqueness while belonging to the same tribe. Joe Phelan: I propose that all taxis be painted a weak shade of yellow, to reflect the typical taxi driver’s jaundiced view of the world. The interior should be black, to reflect the despair felt by many punters at having to pay through the nose while listening to a familiar script about the woes of the taxi trade. Sarah O’Farrell: Turquoise is the colour of communication (taxi drivers like to talk) and clarity of thought (they need to know where they are going). It’s the colour of calm (handy in traffic jams). If you mix blue (the sea – we are an island) with green (Ireland itself) you get turquoise. Perfect. James O’Keeffe: Instead of having just one uniform colour, wouldn’t it be great if the taxi colour could change when you got into it, depending on your mood or disposition. So red equals I’m angry, don’t talk to me; white equals I’m gonna be good tonight and easy on the sauce; green equals I’ve had too much to drink, take me home; or maybe I’m just being ridiculous here . . . the colour should be a nice beige. Lucy Monaghan: GAA county colours could be used: Dublin a Greek blue with a white stripe from bumper to bumper over the roof; Cork could be red with a white stripe; Galway wine with a white stripe; and so on. This colour system would prevent fly-by-nights and encroachment by unauthorised cars from outside the designated area. The taxi registration (permit) number should be printed on the roof to facilitate aerial recognition. Stephen Walsh: What colour should our taxis be? Not brown – for that’s too hard to see Not yellow – that’s just for the Yanks And red, white and blue – I’d say no thanks Cream gets too dirty – too hard to keep clean And it would be far too Oirish to paint them green Purple’s out of fashion and grey is too cold And we simply can’t afford silver or gold No if we want to welcome the Celtic Tiger back Why not paint them in stripes – coloured orange and black? Kay Hegarty: A taxi to me should be easy to see Therefore yellow, no other is the optimist’s colour So we hope it will come as we wait by the phone And we hope that our journey is pleasant and cheery Hope also the vehicle is clean and accessible That music stays low and the windows don’t blow And that when we arrive fresh from our pleasant drive Hope to scrape enough cash to hand over and dash And the winner is..... Joe Smith Irish taxis should, I think, Be painted candy-apple pink. Eye-catching, day and night; Pink’s a colour that will excite. Taxis would be efficient and fun, A transport of joy for everyone, Young old, tourist Paddy Lad or lassie, Mammy or Daddy. Pink is not a colour of choice (except for Barbie and Mick Wallace) So this colour revolution Would also eliminate confusion. Some may laugh, some may jeer; Some may even think it queer To use such a vivid cab as link But all users can say they’re “in the pink” Mr Smith wins a €100 book voucher |
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| Author: | bloodnock [ Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:59 pm ] |
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The length some folk will go just to take the Mick..
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| Author: | Fannyadams [ Sat Jul 16, 2011 1:01 pm ] |
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I didn't like the winning £100 entry from Mr Smith. now I'm having a Paddy. |
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| Author: | Brummie Cabbie [ Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:54 pm ] |
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Fannyadams wrote: I didn't like the winning £100 entry from Mr Smith.
now I'm having a Paddy. I see you've increased the prize too!! |
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| Author: | grandad [ Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:46 am ] |
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Brummie Cabbie wrote: Fannyadams wrote: I didn't like the winning £100 entry from Mr Smith. now I'm having a Paddy. I see you've increased the prize too!! Only by a little. Mind you with the current exchange rate it could be about par. |
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