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Author:  grandad [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:36 pm ]
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It looks like the brown smelly stuff is going to hit the big whirly thing at my grandaughters school in the morning. Her teacher has told her that Santa does not exist. She is 6 years old ffs. :roll:

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:39 pm ]
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if he dont exist who brings my pressies?

Author:  Chris the Fish [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:44 pm ]
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It's the Easter Bunny.

He got a sub-contract on the Christmas handout.

Author:  Sussex [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:47 pm ]
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grandad wrote:
Her teacher has told her that Santa does not exist.

News to me. :-s

Author:  skippy41 [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:55 pm ]
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Of course hes real, FFS he works up to 70 hours a week puts money away, then spends the bloody lot, then brings me a jumper that does not fit, socks, and smelly's

Author:  bloodnock [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:29 pm ]
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Her teacher must be a right Charmer...thank god for the modern Teaching professionals huh........What an Asshole of an educationalist that one must be :x

Author:  bloodnock [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:31 pm ]
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skippy41 wrote:
Of course hes real, FFS he works up to 70 hours a week puts money away, then spends the bloody lot, then brings me a jumper that does not fit, socks, and smelly's


My Christmas Jumpers always fit.........Someone in the world :?

Author:  Skull [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:57 am ]
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grandad wrote:
It looks like the brown smelly stuff is going to hit the big whirly thing at my grandaughters school in the morning. Her teacher has told her that Santa does not exist. She is 6 years old ffs. :roll:


That's a terrible thing for a teacher to say to a six-year old, just before Christmas. I hope your son/daughter gives her hell. :evil:

Author:  grandad [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:59 am ]
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I do believe that she has been taken off the Chrismas card list. :wink:
My son will be going to the school this morning. Apparently the teacher is a newly qualified teacher and this is her first job.
The problem is, how do you undo the damage done?

Author:  gusmac [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:25 am ]
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grandad wrote:
I do believe that she has been taken off the Chrismas card list. :wink:
My son will be going to the school this morning. Apparently the teacher is a newly qualified teacher and this is her first job.
The problem is, how do you undo the damage done?

Silly cow. Should be her last teaching job.

Author:  edders23 [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:58 am ]
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I think the words "Only Kidding" or " I was just pulling your leg" might come out today !

Author:  Brummie Cabbie [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:11 am ]
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grandad wrote:
It looks like the brown smelly stuff is going to hit the big whirly thing at my grandaughters school in the morning. Her teacher has told her that Santa does not exist. She is 6 years old ffs. :roll:

Perhaps the teacher is gay, without hope of having children of her own.

Author:  Sussex [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:37 am ]
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grandad wrote:
The problem is, how do you undo the damage done?

A trip to Lapland to see him at home should do the trick. :wink:

Author:  captain cab [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:44 am ]
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Sussex wrote:
grandad wrote:
The problem is, how do you undo the damage done?

A trip to Lapland to see him at home should do the trick. :wink:


Just don't take her to see this place;

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7758112.stm

CC

Author:  grandad [ Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:48 am ]
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Sussex wrote:
grandad wrote:
The problem is, how do you undo the damage done?

A trip to Lapland to see him at home should do the trick. :wink:

That was the way out that I had thought of. How long does it take to get a passport these days? Do you think I could send the bill for the trip[ to the teacher?

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