A barman says 'sorry mate we don't serve neutrinos in here'.
Seconds later a neutrino walks into the bar.
Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots?
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| Author: | Sussex [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
A barman says 'sorry mate we don't serve neutrinos in here'. Seconds later a neutrino walks into the bar. Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots?
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| Author: | Doom [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
Sussex wrote: A barman says 'sorry mate we don't serve neutrinos in here'. Seconds later a neutrino walks into the bar. Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots? I think that one is basically a choice of humour one myself, basically it makes no real sence, a particle walks into the bar??? is there supposed to be some sort of time slip element in it, or it's ability to pass through matter?? Sorry, it's a bit of a why did the chicken cross the road one to me. |
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| Author: | toots [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
sussex wrote: Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots? I'm just curious what kind of nuetino was it 
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| Author: | Doom [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
toots wrote: sussex wrote: Now who is going to spend the rest of the year explaining that to Toots? I'm just curious what kind of nuetino was it Atagirl, you show him 
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| Author: | Dusty Bin [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar. An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here". |
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| Author: | toots [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
Dusty Bin wrote: Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar. An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here". I don't think it matters how it's said because neutrinos pass through constantly |
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| Author: | Dusty Bin [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
toots wrote: Dusty Bin wrote: Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar. An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here". I don't think it matters how it's said because neutrinos pass through constantly Yes, but presumably the joke's alluding the recent news that apparently neutrinos have been found to defy the law of physics by travelling faster than the speed of light. Thus presumably a neutrino walking into a bar would be seen a good bit after it arrived. Or vice versa. 
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| Author: | Sussex [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
Dusty Bin wrote: Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar. An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here". No. |
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| Author: | Chris the Fish [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
Well I got it - but I'm not explining it 'til yesterday. |
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| Author: | edders23 [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
Well this thread is srtringing together nicely ! |
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| Author: | Chris the Fish [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
edders23 wrote: Well this thread is srtringing together nicely ! Is? Was? Will? |
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| Author: | edders23 [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
sorry I must have strayed into another dimension there chris back to the four we all know so well ! |
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| Author: | toots [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:40 am ] |
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Dusty Bin wrote: toots wrote: Dusty Bin wrote: Shouldn't the joke be, a neutrino walks into a bar. An hour later, the barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve neutrinos in here". I don't think it matters how it's said because neutrinos pass through constantly Yes, but presumably the joke's alluding the recent news that apparently neutrinos have been found to defy the law of physics by travelling faster than the speed of light. Thus presumably a neutrino walking into a bar would be seen a good bit after it arrived. Or vice versa. Have you been googling or do you get 'New Scientist' as a matter of course |
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| Author: | Chris the Fish [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
No Toots, he just has a good grasp of unreality. 
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| Author: | Dusty Bin [ Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: A topical joke for very clever people - via Five Live |
I just got a bit lost on the space-time continuum, that's all. 
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