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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:01 pm 
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Got one about smoking, and one about eating and drinking.

But I now need to find a supplier selling signs along the lines of 'Don't f***ing scratch your scratch cards in my f***ing car and leave the mess on my seats'. :sad:

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:08 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:15 pm 
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Sussex wrote:
Got one about smoking, and one about eating and drinking.

But I now need to find a supplier selling signs along the lines of 'Don't f***ing scratch your scratch cards in my f***ing car and leave the mess on my seats'. :sad:



No Mouthbreathers?

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:32 pm 
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No Gambling in this vehicle ?

I can't believe it is harder to remove than GLITTER :cry: :evil: :twisted:

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:03 pm 
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The slag spray AKA glitter is a bastard to get off the seats.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:09 pm 
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Nidge2 wrote:
The slag spray AKA glitter is a bastard to get off the seats.



seat covers

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:31 pm 
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Nidge2 wrote:
The slag spray AKA glitter is a bastard to get off the seats.


Sellotape usually works

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:49 pm 
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[quote="Nidge2"]The slag spray AKA glitter is a bastard to get off the seats.[/ Gquote]
So is gary :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:57 pm 
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Whats the difference between a zit and gary glitter?

a zit comes on your face AFTER your 14....

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:21 pm 
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toots wrote:

Sellotape usually works



its sex, sex, sex with you aint it :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:38 am 
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captain cab wrote:
toots wrote:

Sellotape usually works



its sex, sex, sex with you aint it :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ffs is nothing sacred :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:19 am 
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wannabeeahack wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
The slag spray AKA glitter is a bastard to get off the seats.



seat covers



They are worse than the normal seat fabric.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:20 am 
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toots wrote:
Nidge2 wrote:
The slag spray AKA glitter is a bastard to get off the seats.


Sellotape usually works



I prefer gaffa tape.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:05 pm 
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Leather seats!! :D :D

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:10 pm 
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Leather seats!! :D :D

The damn stuff still used to stick to the leather seats in my limos. :x

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