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Was it him who won the 41 million in Mansfield?

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Grandad,

Nah it wasn't me, it was a modest builder who's a Man U fan and his missus who's a Chesterfield Fan.

If it was me I'd be on the first paraffin pigeon out of the country.

He wants a box at Old Trafford and she wants a new carpet. Good imagination that pair eh. Good luck to them, I hope they enjoy the money.

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Grandad,

To be honest I wouldn't have gone public if I was them, Mansfield Woodhouse is well known for housing the local neanderthals.

Not convinced they will be there much longer.

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IDFIMH

Or at least their belongings will be rehoused......

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Oh I don't know.

I mean, if I won that sort of money I'd keep on taxiing.

It's the driver cameraderie I'd miss, not to mention those nice, appreciative and highly civilised people who've been out for a quiet drink and need transport home at 2am.

Yeah, and that stairs carpet needs replaced.......and not forgetting the wife and kids need replaced too.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

You're just bitter cos it wasn't you

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

yes.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Well I'd have the whole lot lodged in the Banquo del Caymen quicker than Sky News could put my name on the telly.
I'd do one more nightshift, throwing chips and bits of kebab over everyone who gets in.
At the end of each trip, I'd pay the punters whats on the meter (+ a tip of course )
Then I'd park the cab in the middle of Union Street, right on Union Bridge, lock it and throw the keys down into Union Terrace Gardens.
Then I'd get a taxi to Aberdeen Airport and fly off into the sunset, having given the driver the biggest tip he's ever heard of.

Now, Bermuda or Tahiti? Decisions, decisions..........

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He'd only spend it on golf clubs and a new Skoda.

He'd only spend it on golf clubs and a new Skoda. [/quote]

New golf clubs, place in portugal, and a nice merc.........and a letter to the wife saying I've just nipped out for some milk.

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

You have got no class whatsoever.........................ffs, you get the secretary to do that

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if you cannot be yourself, then who can you be.

....... "the secretary" he is the secretary

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!