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Just wonderful they've just released the details of when the olympic torch relay comes through town IN RUSH HOUR ! :sad:

It arrives in the town at quarter to 5 and is going to take a very circuitous route along most of the roads that get gridlocked at that time of day !!!! If you hear of cabbies throwing themselves off high buildings on July the 3rd you'll know why !

Seriously though i can see that the only way to deal with it is to offer either a restricted service or no service at all for 3 hours because you can bet your life on the police shutting the entire the entire town centre for 3 hours

edders23 wrote:

Just wonderful they've just released the details of when the olympic torch relay comes through town IN RUSH HOUR ! :sad:

If you ask me nicely, I will see if I can put it out for you when it comes our way at lunchtime. :mrgreen:

Of course it is on our market day as well.

It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it

toots wrote:

It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it

It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. :mrgreen:

Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there?

Is that all the excitement you get after taking the blue pill :mrgreen:

toots wrote:

It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it

It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. :mrgreen:

Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there?

toots wrote:

It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it

It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. :mrgreen:

Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there?

grandad wrote:

toots wrote:

It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it

It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. :mrgreen:

Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there?

Ermmm what's sex??

grandad wrote:

toots wrote:

It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it

It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. :mrgreen:

Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there?

Errrrm.......... No, but, if that's how it is for you and you're happy about it and she's happy about who am I to say you're doing it wrong. I'm sure if you made worth watching they'd line up :wink:

I only take a quarter of one at a time, just to stop me peeing on my shoes.

I wouldn't be so sure about people not lining up if you're good at what youre doing

Author:	edders23 [ Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:22 pm ]
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Just wonderful they've just released the details of when the olympic torch relay comes through town IN RUSH HOUR ! It arrives in the town at quarter to 5 and is going to take a very circuitous route along most of the roads that get gridlocked at that time of day !!!! If you hear of cabbies throwing themselves off high buildings on July the 3rd you'll know why ! Seriously though i can see that the only way to deal with it is to offer either a restricted service or no service at all for 3 hours because you can bet your life on the police shutting the entire the entire town centre for 3 hours

Author:	wee eddie [ Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:00 pm ]
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Storm in a Teacup. I wouldn't worry if I were you, the Local Rag may cover it and that's about the lot. I think that 100 mile tailbacks are only in the minds of the Promoters. Maybe there will be lots of kids lining the road for when it comes by their school. I'm sure that your passenger will understand.

Author:	grandad [ Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:30 pm ]
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edders23 wrote: Just wonderful they've just released the details of when the olympic torch relay comes through town IN RUSH HOUR ! It arrives in the town at quarter to 5 and is going to take a very circuitous route along most of the roads that get gridlocked at that time of day !!!! If you hear of cabbies throwing themselves off high buildings on July the 3rd you'll know why ! Seriously though i can see that the only way to deal with it is to offer either a restricted service or no service at all for 3 hours because you can bet your life on the police shutting the entire the entire town centre for 3 hours If you ask me nicely, I will see if I can put it out for you when it comes our way at lunchtime. Of course it is on our market day as well.

Author:	skippy41 [ Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:48 pm ]
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grandad wrote: edders23 wrote: Just wonderful they've just released the details of when the olympic torch relay comes through town IN RUSH HOUR ! It arrives in the town at quarter to 5 and is going to take a very circuitous route along most of the roads that get gridlocked at that time of day !!!! If you hear of cabbies throwing themselves off high buildings on July the 3rd you'll know why ! Seriously though i can see that the only way to deal with it is to offer either a restricted service or no service at all for 3 hours because you can bet your life on the police shutting the entire the entire town centre for 3 hours If you ask me nicely, I will see if I can put it out for you when it comes our way at lunchtime. Of course it is on our market day as well. Yes you could try out that fire extinguisher that we must all have, but must never use

Author:	toots [ Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:25 am ]
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It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it

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Author:	grandad [ Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:34 am ]
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toots wrote: It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there?

Author:	skippy41 [ Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:27 am ]
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grandad wrote: toots wrote: It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there? Is that all the excitement you get after taking the blue pill

Author:	grandad [ Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:51 am ]
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skippy41 wrote: Is that all the excitement you get after taking the blue pill I only take a quarter of one at a time, just to stop me peeing on my shoes.

Author:	toots [ Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:38 am ]
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grandad wrote: toots wrote: It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there? Errrrm.......... No, but, if that's how it is for you and you're happy about it and she's happy about who am I to say you're doing it wrong. I'm sure if you made worth watching they'd line up

Author:	Nidge2 [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:37 am ]
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grandad wrote: toots wrote: It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there? Ermmm what's sex??

Author:	grandad [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:34 am ]
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Nidge2 wrote: grandad wrote: toots wrote: It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there? Ermmm what's sex?? By the sounds of it, in your case it is a number between five and seven.

Author:	Ragley [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:23 am ]
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toots wrote: grandad wrote: toots wrote: It's probably going to be a once in a life time experience, enjoy it It'll be a bit like sex then. You wait for ages building up the exitement and then it is all over in a couple of minutes. Of course with sex there won't be hundreds of people lined up to watch..............will there? Errrrm.......... No, but, if that's how it is for you and you're happy about it and she's happy about who am I to say you're doing it wrong. I'm sure if you made worth watching they'd line up In the 70ties in Sweden they even had these live "shows" . I wouldn't be so sure about people not lining up if you're good at what youre doing by the way, I have just arrived Hello all.

Author:	2 Jobs [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:29 am ]
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Quote: I only take a quarter of one at a time, just to stop me peeing on my shoes. Take a whole one, stops you rolling out of bed at night.

Author:	grandad [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:22 pm ]
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Ragley wrote: I wouldn't be so sure about people not lining up if you're good at what youre doing When my ex wife left me she said it was because I was no good in bed. I asked her how she was able to form that opinion in only 2 minutes.

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Author:	edders23 [ Thu Mar 22, 2012 9:27 pm ]
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here's a thought why not slip some crushed up blue tablets into the torch bearers drinks bottles that might make the procession a little more interesting !