Taxi Driver Online

Lady asked me to take her to an address today about a mile away, which I agreed to do.

She moaned about the "disgusting" (£3) flagfall.

She moaned about the red traffic lights.

She moaned about the railway crossing gates closing.

She moaned about the meter ticking over whilst stationary.

She moaned about the £5:20 fare.

And then...........................















.................She asked to come back for her at 1345 couldn't make it up.

Told her I was busy........

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Former taxi driver

On a slightly different track I picked up a thicko the other day who asked......

If the Brighton marathon was longer than the London one.

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IDFIMH

I like the ones that winge about fare/going long way ect ect then tip at the end.

I like the ones who ask how much the fares are.....I look at them and say....you probably can't afford it.

CC

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

Prefer to ask "how much you got"

Hope you tell them that Skippy will do it cheaper!

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Chris The Fish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdlyi5mc ... re=related

In Gala they call him Mr 20%

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin

When I get this how much call I simply say.....yeah I know, it's so cheap I dunno how I do it either,

Gets either a laugh or I have to nip n' tuck.

I must remember that one.

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Grandad,

A bit like the one I had some years ago, what time does the half 8 train leave to Nottingham?

I was always in the habit of saying 'that'll be 550 million quid, please' anything after that sounds super cheap

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Note to self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth!!

My favourites are the ones that ask you if you are a taxi I usually get out of the vehicle look at the topsign and say yep according to that I am where do you want to go ?

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

One of my favorites is " are you free?" no mate i'm f***ing expensive, so where to?

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42 years now! and still going strong!

I must add before Sussex has a go at me, I am PH, so only used to do that when I had my HC, which, so that someone can have a go at me as well as Sussex, I sold in 1989!

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42 years now! and still going strong!

And another thing, for the benefit of others, if you sell your plate in Brighton you cannot be on the waiting list for another!

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42 years now! and still going strong!