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Author:  Doom [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 3:26 am ]
Post subject:  Hey I Bought a New TV Today
Forkin A, Samsung 40 inch 3D,


Salesman tried to blag me an old trouble riddled plasma but I had him in the ass from word one, Full HD LED, Freeview HD, 3D and all for £60 more than the plasma, it was £550 tbh but I got it price matched to £429, and it's a dinky of a tv, my scanners haven't picked a fault yet, fockin greeeeeeeet picture all round, E6030 if you fancy one, I got it for the kids tbh, and to pi55 her off, which it duly did I may add, I'm just wondering how many more times before she focks off for good tbh, I used to watch the older guys getting divorced, now I am the old guy and didn't marry it looks all shrewd on my part, here's to Lady of the Night chasing and more alcohol in future without getting flamed for it,

Oh my did I say Lady of the Night chasing, I meant meeting fun ladies who don't wanna change me and like to enjoy themselves, like it used to be before the infiltrator mugged me, ain't it funny how much deception there is in this world, bowl up all nice and easy and then turn awkward and nasty once you have a hook in,

Gotta keep my word to my late dad, he said, I hope you give it back to her ten fold when the kids are grown up, well, who am I to let my dad down, and especially as he was a top fella in every way.
Author:  grandad [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:07 am ]
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Has it been a long night?
Author:  Brummie Cabbie [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:16 am ]
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This might be NEWS for you Mr Doom, but for the rest of us it's just GENERAL ISSUES.
Author:  Dusty Bin [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:44 am ]
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Doom wrote:
Forkin A, Samsung 40 inch 3D,


Salesman tried to blag me an old trouble riddled plasma but I had him in the ass from word one, Full HD LED, Freeview HD, 3D and all for £60 more than the plasma, it was £550 tbh but I got it price matched to £429, and it's a dinky of a tv, my scanners haven't picked a fault yet, fockin greeeeeeeet picture all round, E6030 if you fancy one, I got it for the kids tbh, and to pi55 her off, which it duly did I may add, I'm just wondering how many more times before she focks off for good tbh, I used to watch the older guys getting divorced, now I am the old guy and didn't marry it looks all shrewd on my part, here's to Lady of the Night chasing and more alcohol in future without getting flamed for it,

Oh my did I say Lady of the Night chasing, I meant meeting fun ladies who don't wanna change me and like to enjoy themselves, like it used to be before the infiltrator mugged me, ain't it funny how much deception there is in this world, bowl up all nice and easy and then turn awkward and nasty once you have a hook in,

Gotta keep my word to my late dad, he said, I hope you give it back to her ten fold when the kids are grown up, well, who am I to let my dad down, and especially as he was a top fella in every way.


Well I wouldn't get too nasty about 'er indoors, because since you're only earning tuppence happeny an hour then you must be a kept man to be able to afford these things. :wink:
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:12 am ]
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you might have an all-singing all-dancing TV, but youll still end up watching 1980 TV shows cos theres fook all on Sky or freviews 800 channels worth watching.....
Author:  Doom [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:31 pm ]
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wannabeeahack wrote:
you might have an all-singing all-dancing TV, but youll still end up watching 1980 TV shows cos theres fook all on Sky or freviews 800 channels worth watching.....



Doc's bro, doc's, I love doc's, and the odd tv show which generally isn't on ITV or BBC, although Wilfred is on BBC3 at the moment, you must have the right sense of humour to enjoy it though,

Dusty, I manage money well, I've been saving weekly for it and like I said it's a treat for the kids because they've both come home with top marks from school again this year, I still make what I need only now instead of saving for a few weeks to get something it takes a whole lot longer, but when you stay away from the credit cards you basically give yourself a pay rise anyway.


Anyway if the overseer wants to delete this thread it's ok with me, I wont mess with it as it was how I was feeling at the time anyway and the spirit always makes the truth slide out easier, wait until some of you have someone that speaks when it wants and ignores when it doesn't, and I do the paying in my house nobody else.
Author:  trotskys twin [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:18 pm ]
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Bare foot pregnant and in the kitchen then 30 years later its a gobby fat hag HEAVE it out the door =D> =D> =D> =D>
Author:  bloodnock [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:45 pm ]
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trotskys twin wrote:
Bare foot pregnant and in the kitchen then 30 years later its a gobby fat hag HEAVE it out the door =D> =D> =D> =D>


How brave they are when the Wifes no near... :lol:
Author:  MR T [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:00 pm ]
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You don't need a telly where I live.... if you want excitement you only need to go for a walk.... and watch the cars going down the road.. the car behind has someone hanging out the back window.. and then you hear the sound of shooting.... that"s a quiet night .... last Friday on the sports field at the back of where I live, a car pulls on to the ground and then the shooting starts... another car drives off leaving the driver of the first car in a pool of blood, three more shootings over the weekend... but this time the police were involved... :-|
Author:  charles007 [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:38 pm ]
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MR T wrote:
You don't need a telly where I live.... if you want excitement you only need to go for a walk.... and watch the cars going down the road.. the car behind has someone hanging out the back window.. and then you hear the sound of shooting.... that"s a quiet night .... last Friday on the sports field at the back of where I live, a car pulls on to the ground and then the shooting starts... another car drives off leaving the driver of the first car in a pool of blood, three more shootings over the weekend... but this time the police were involved... :-|


come on Mr T it cant be that bad have you seen my new photo.
Author:  toots [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:46 pm ]
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charles007 wrote:
MR T wrote:
You don't need a telly where I live.... if you want excitement you only need to go for a walk.... and watch the cars going down the road.. the car behind has someone hanging out the back window.. and then you hear the sound of shooting.... that"s a quiet night .... last Friday on the sports field at the back of where I live, a car pulls on to the ground and then the shooting starts... another car drives off leaving the driver of the first car in a pool of blood, three more shootings over the weekend... but this time the police were involved... :-|


come on Mr T it cant be that bad have you seen my new photo.


I'm just glad there's a river between us and if things get really bad we can brick up the tunnels :lol:
Author:  MR T [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:47 pm ]
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charles007 wrote:
MR T wrote:
You don't need a telly where I live.... if you want excitement you only need to go for a walk.... and watch the cars going down the road.. the car behind has someone hanging out the back window.. and then you hear the sound of shooting.... that"s a quiet night .... last Friday on the sports field at the back of where I live, a car pulls on to the ground and then the shooting starts... another car drives off leaving the driver of the first car in a pool of blood, three more shootings over the weekend... but this time the police were involved... :-|


come on Mr T it cant be that bad have you seen my new photo.

that was a good weekend Charlie , at least the hand-grenades seem to have gone away... and you look very distinguished in your picture.
Author:  charles007 [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:51 pm ]
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MR T wrote:
charles007 wrote:
MR T wrote:
You don't need a telly where I live.... if you want excitement you only need to go for a walk.... and watch the cars going down the road.. the car behind has someone hanging out the back window.. and then you hear the sound of shooting.... that"s a quiet night .... last Friday on the sports field at the back of where I live, a car pulls on to the ground and then the shooting starts... another car drives off leaving the driver of the first car in a pool of blood, three more shootings over the weekend... but this time the police were involved... :-|


come on Mr T it cant be that bad have you seen my new photo.

that was a good weekend Charlie , at least the hand-grenades seem to have gone away... and you look very distinguished in your picture.


I do i am going to get one of them hats
Author:  captain cab [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:52 pm ]
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charles007 wrote:

I do i am going to get one of them hats



get a spell checker first :wink:
Author:  charles007 [ Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hey I Bought a New TV Today
I would like a 3D tv.
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