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Cos tomorrow is 8 weeks since my brokers said id have my £700 refund (well they actually said 6 to 8 weeks) and 2 weeks since they said id have it in my hand in 2 weeks....

rock n roll dudes!

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

And when it doesn't arrive with the days mail will you be shocked ?

I think we should have a competition to see who can guess what their latest excuse will be

I am going to go with the franking machine is broken we are waiting for a replacment

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lack of modern legislation is the iceberg sinking the titanic of the transport sector

the two commonest lies are:-

1. The cheques in the post
2. I wont cum in your mouth

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

"Computers have gone down"..I got that one just yesterday!

Ill be on the phone as soons as pat has been, or not been, as the case may be

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Postie came.....

So i rang the brokers

"hello, i was told id have something from you today and its not here"

"hi, you rang us on the 10th and we said it would be with you in 14 days.....erm, its the 24th today"

"have you not had it?"

"have you sent it?"

"have you had it?"

"has it been sent?"


"erm, ill have to ring accounyts, ill ring you back"

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

3. I won't put it in all the way

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Nobody told me to use my initiative. To err is human to arr is pirate.

4. I've missed the pink I'm in the shit

they are cancelling the cheque (what cheque?) and refunded to my card...

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

every holes a goal!

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most

Unless your in prison.

even more so......

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Of all the things ive lost, i miss my mind the most