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I use Baby Wipes, a fresh neutral smell which brings up the trim nice and clean and are cheap as chips at Lidls.

Get 7 or 8 birds heading out on the town, all different perfumes, mmmmmmm makes my day!

must get another Tourneo i think

Febreze or any Ostomy spray, of which I have a regular supply on prescription!!!

Talking of which, following my colostomy, I had my rectum removed. Four lads in the car the other night; One of them let one go! The usual conversation: It was you, Fred, no it was you, Bert. Then, in unison, 'it was you, drives!!' My reply: 'Sorry lads, I can't.'

The stunned silence was palpable!!! :lol:

Author:	southwalesph [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:10 pm ]
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We all have customers that, when intoxicated or not, leave behind various aromas. Body odour, sick, even soiling themselves, kebab/fast food smells, passing wind, etc etc I keep a can of oust in the car for these special occasions, however I want to know if anyone has got any recomendations for air fresheners that will keep the car smelling nice at all times? The ones I buy from asda seem to work for about 10 mins and are then useless! I even bought some fancy ones one which stuck to the dashboard, but these were the same.

Author:	skippy41 [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:48 pm ]
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In Asda in the car bit, you can get these jell like strawberry's, they last for up to 18 months and are not over powering, just leave a nice background smell

Author:	bloodnock [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:54 pm ]
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I use Baby Wipes, a fresh neutral smell which brings up the trim nice and clean and are cheap as chips at Lidls.

Author:	skippy41 [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 9:57 pm ]
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bloodnock wrote: I use Baby Wipes, a fresh neutral smell which brings up the trim nice and clean and are cheap as chips at Lidls. You minger fancy raiding the baby changing room bin

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:13 pm ]
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Get 7 or 8 birds heading out on the town, all different perfumes, mmmmmmm makes my day! must get another Tourneo i think

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Author:	skippy41 [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:17 am ]
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wannabeeahack wrote: Get 7 or 8 birds heading out on the town, all different perfumes, mmmmmmm makes my day! must get another Tourneo i think Something fishy there

Author:	edders23 [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:10 am ]
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wannabeeahack wrote: Get 7 or 8 birds heading out on the town, all different perfumes, mmmmmmm makes my day! must get another Tourneo i think Not when they've only just put it on it chokes you !! I keep a can of Febreze handy

Author:	grandad [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:26 am ]
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I use Fabreeze.

Author:	Nidge2 [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:31 am ]
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I always carry a can of berry blast from Autosmart for them odours the customers leave behind.

Author:	2 Jobs [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:46 am ]
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I make sure I have something stinky for tea before i go out. A nice curry, chilli or some nice garlicy pasta. Revenge is sweet and I can only smell myself!

Author:	wannabeeahack [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:05 pm ]
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grandad wrote: I use Fabreeze. as a deodorant?

Author:	cabby john [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 12:17 pm ]
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A can of furniture spray polish covers most, and gives the impression that you have just come out to work. if it is puke then I use CIF or Fabreeze.

Author:	gusmac [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:32 pm ]
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Try opening the windows first.

Author:	cabbyman [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:49 pm ]
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Febreze or any Ostomy spray, of which I have a regular supply on prescription!!! Talking of which, following my colostomy, I had my rectum removed. Four lads in the car the other night; One of them let one go! The usual conversation: It was you, Fred, no it was you, Bert. Then, in unison, 'it was you, drives!!' My reply: 'Sorry lads, I can't.' The stunned silence was palpable!!!

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Author:	grandad [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:20 pm ]
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cabbyman wrote: Febreze or any Ostomy spray, of which I have a regular supply on prescription!!! Talking of which, following my colostomy, I had my rectum removed. Four lads in the car the other night; One of them let one go! The usual conversation: It was you, Fred, no it was you, Bert. Then, in unison, 'it was you, drives!!' My reply: 'Sorry lads, I can't.' The stunned silence was palpable!!! Don't tell me, let me guess. Some time ago some b'stard told you that you wouldn't make it as a taxi driver whilst you had a hole in your ar5e.