When you book a taxi for 9pm, come out at ten past and say 'two minutes', then another five minutes later when you eventually decide to get in don't then wonder why I won't give you a discount, or start complaining that I have an 'attitude'.

I'd have been gone by 21.04 if there was no sign of them

After I've just driven you 20 miles along different roads, negotiated many junctions and turnings and we're within 100yds of the destination don't say 'it's the next left'.

If you're going to have a conversation with your mates don't ask for the radio to be turned up louder and louder and then have to shout at the person next to you.

^^Just don't ever, ever mess with the radio, changing the volume or switching stations without first asking.

When you book a taxi for 9pm, come out at ten past and say 'two minutes', then another five minutes later when you eventually decide to get in don't then wonder why I won't give you a discount, or start complaining that I have an 'attitude'.

When jobs from Heathrow don't go over £80.

When it's the coldest night of the year don't climb in and then immediately wind the window all the way down.

When it's the coldest night of the year don't open the car door, stand there chatting to your mate, then get in and ask for the heater to be turned up 'cos it's bloody freezing in here'. Especially when all you're wearing is a mini-skirt and t-shirt !

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