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Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Author:  cabbyman [ Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got to have a rant.......

My own fault, young lad pi$$ed out of his mind; helped into the car by his mate who gave me more than plenty to cover the fare. Idiot then spewed his ring all over the back of the car. I 'helped' him out of the car but that's me off the road for a Saturday night at the end of a week full of hospital appointments but no income. This job that I love fecking stinks sometimes.

Rant over. Thank you.
Author:  Brummie Cabbie [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cabbyman wrote:
Got to have a rant.......

My own fault, young lad pi$$ed out of his mind; helped into the car by his mate who gave me more than plenty to cover the fare. Idiot then spewed his ring all over the back of the car. I 'helped' him out of the car but that's me off the road for a Saturday night at the end of a week full of hospital appointments but no income. This job that I love fecking stinks sometimes.

Rant over. Thank you.

He wouldn't have got into my cab!

No way.

If they can't stand on their own two feet and have to be helped into a vehicle, then IMO they're an ambulance job not a taxi ride.
Author:  grandad [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
cabbyman wrote:
Got to have a rant.......

My own fault, young lad pi$$ed out of his mind; helped into the car by his mate who gave me more than plenty to cover the fare. Idiot then spewed his ring all over the back of the car. I 'helped' him out of the car but that's me off the road for a Saturday night at the end of a week full of hospital appointments but no income. This job that I love fecking stinks sometimes.

Rant over. Thank you.

He wouldn't have got into my cab!

No way.

If they can't stand on their own two feet and have to be helped into a vehicle, then IMO they're an ambulance job not a taxi ride.

Absolutly.
The ones I realy avoid are the ones where their mates say "He/she will be ok, they never throw up."
Author:  United Taxis 11 [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never had one in a few years now probably cause I've stopped doing the night shift but all ways look at whoever is getting in to the car and make sure you always have seat covers on at all times my brother is also a taxi driver and he bought a new superb a couple of months ago and i kept telling him to put seat covers on and he learnt the hard way when a drunk was sick on the back seats only is 8th day owning the car fair to say he was gutted as it still had that new car smell in it i hate them to i had a girl in my 1st octavia who was sick into the rear door bin and it took me ages to clean it up if you don't feel well don't get in someone else' s car :-|
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in the Tourneo i once picked 6 girls up at 2am from Broad street, the smallest sat upfront/head out the window, we made it to Sutton Coldfield then she did a right volcano job, didnt even touch the paintwork

go on girl, fetch it up...
Author:  United Taxis 11 [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
cabbyman wrote:
Got to have a rant.......

My own fault, young lad pi$$ed out of his mind; helped into the car by his mate who gave me more than plenty to cover the fare. Idiot then spewed his ring all over the back of the car. I 'helped' him out of the car but that's me off the road for a Saturday night at the end of a week full of hospital appointments but no income. This job that I love fecking stinks sometimes.

Rant over. Thank you.

He wouldn't have got into my cab!

No way.

If they can't stand on their own two feet and have to be helped into a vehicle, then IMO they're an ambulance job not a taxi ride.

very true my mate has as a eurobus and he has a sign that if anyone is sick there is a £50 charge plus what is on the meter
Author:  E7fan [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thought my E7 was gonna get christened last night but the guy got me to stop just in time before he emptied his previous 6 pints over the road. He apologised and gave me a fiver tip. #-o
Author:  United Taxis 11 [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E7fan wrote:
Thought my E7 was gonna get christened last night but the guy got me to stop just in time before he emptied his previous 6 pints over the road. He apologised and gave me a fiver tip. #-o
the close calls always get the heart racing :-o
Author:  Blackcab Bob [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 5:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a Punter is inebriated and take him I advise him that Iam obliged to charge £50 if they soil the vehicle inside or out
But more importantly I will F******* kill them if they do! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Author:  United Taxis 11 [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blackcab Bob wrote:
If a Punter is inebriated and take him I advise him that Iam obliged to charge £50 if they soil the vehicle inside or out
But more importantly I will F******* kill them if they do! :evil: :evil: :evil:

just kick them out
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
United Taxis 11 wrote:
Blackcab Bob wrote:
If a Punter is inebriated and take him I advise him that Iam obliged to charge £50 if they soil the vehicle inside or out
But more importantly I will F******* kill them if they do! :evil: :evil: :evil:

just kick them out


whilst still moving
Author:  United Taxis 11 [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 6:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wannabeeahack wrote:
United Taxis 11 wrote:
Blackcab Bob wrote:
If a Punter is inebriated and take him I advise him that Iam obliged to charge £50 if they soil the vehicle inside or out
But more importantly I will F******* kill them if they do! :evil: :evil: :evil:

just kick them out


whilst still moving
before you move off if you don't like the look of the person don't let them in "if in doubt keep em out
Author:  southwalesph [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only had 1 spewer, luckily most went out the window. middle aged bloke was mightily embarrassed and gave me £10 extra. 5 mins at jet wash and car was good as new!!

have had someone [edited by admin] themselves though!! needed new seat covers for that one.. luckily it was the end of the night.
Author:  United Taxis 11 [ Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
southwalesph wrote:
only had 1 spewer, luckily most went out the window. middle aged bloke was mightily embarrassed and gave me £10 extra. 5 mins at jet wash and car was good as new!!

have had someone [edited by admin] themselves though!! needed new seat covers for that one.. luckily it was the end of the night.
very lucky man only had 5 in my 34 years of joelataxiing most were minors but the worst one was in a blue sierra this guy was sitting in the front and was sick all over the dash and me chucked him out on the middle of the street and left him there was raging took me 3 hours to clean myself and the car took it to the valet man and the car was good as new and i got that same guy the next week when he was sober and didn't remember me so i did not say anything and put the meter on to tarrif 2 and charged him extra and he did not notice the more expensive ride :D
Author:  skippy41 [ Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Pukers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
United Taxis 11 wrote:
Brummie Cabbie wrote:
cabbyman wrote:
Got to have a rant.......

My own fault, young lad pi$$ed out of his mind; helped into the car by his mate who gave me more than plenty to cover the fare. Idiot then spewed his ring all over the back of the car. I 'helped' him out of the car but that's me off the road for a Saturday night at the end of a week full of hospital appointments but no income. This job that I love fecking stinks sometimes.

Rant over. Thank you.

He wouldn't have got into my cab!

No way.

If they can't stand on their own two feet and have to be helped into a vehicle, then IMO they're an ambulance job not a taxi ride.

very true my mate has as a eurobus and he has a sign that if anyone is sick
Quote:
there is a £50 charge plus what is on the meter[/
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We have £70 soiling charge on the tariff sheet, soon to be £75
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