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grandad

Post subject: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:28 pm

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A while ago i bought a car to be used as spares from someone on the Wirral. This morning whilst taking out the dash board a white paper bag fell out from behind it. There were 15 unused condoms in the bag!!! :lol:

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roythebus

Post subject: Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:21 pm

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I'd suggest you put them to good use then

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Last used car I dismantled had a reasonable used tyre and 365 used condoms. One was a Goodyear, the other was a f**king good year!

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wannabeeahack

Post subject: Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:42 pm

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Grandad, you dont need to take the clocks out now to wind em back, just get a laptop

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grandad

Post subject: Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:12 pm

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wannabeeahack wrote:

Grandad, you dont need to take the clocks out now to wind em back, just get a laptop

I was after the electric powered steering unit. A new one is almost as much as I paid for the whole car.

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grandad

Post subject: Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:13 pm

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roythebus wrote:

I'd suggest you put them to good use then

They are no use to me...................they are marked LARGE! :oops:

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wannabeeahack

Post subject: Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:46 pm

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grandad wrote:

roythebus wrote:

I'd suggest you put them to good use then

They are no use to me...................they are marked LARGE! :oops:

I need bigger too

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toots

Post subject: Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:41 pm

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Location: Wirral

I can assure you if they were mine they would be the same as the car, thoroughly used and not fit for purpose :wink:

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grandad

Post subject: Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:33 am

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toots wrote:

I can assure you if they were mine they would be the same as the car, thoroughly used and not fit for purpose :wink:

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toots

Post subject: Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:37 pm

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grandad wrote:

toots wrote:

I can assure you if they were mine they would be the same as the car, thoroughly used and not fit for purpose :wink:

I'd have thought in your maturity nothing would shock you anymore :lol:

It's good to know that I can still surprise people :wink:

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