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Author:  grandad [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:28 pm ]
Post subject:  anything to do with you Toots?

A while ago i bought a car to be used as spares from someone on the Wirral. This morning whilst taking out the dash board a white paper bag fell out from behind it. There were 15 unused condoms in the bag!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  roythebus [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: anything to do with you Toots?

I'd suggest you put them to good use then :D :D :D .

Last used car I dismantled had a reasonable used tyre and 365 used condoms. One was a Goodyear, the other was a f**king good year!

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: anything to do with you Toots?

Grandad, you dont need to take the clocks out now to wind em back, just get a laptop

Author:  grandad [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: anything to do with you Toots?

wannabeeahack wrote:
Grandad, you dont need to take the clocks out now to wind em back, just get a laptop

I was after the electric powered steering unit. A new one is almost as much as I paid for the whole car.

Author:  grandad [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 5:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: anything to do with you Toots?

roythebus wrote:
I'd suggest you put them to good use then :D :D :D .


They are no use to me...................they are marked LARGE! :oops: :oops:

Author:  wannabeeahack [ Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: anything to do with you Toots?

grandad wrote:
roythebus wrote:
I'd suggest you put them to good use then :D :D :D .


They are no use to me...................they are marked LARGE! :oops: :oops:


I need bigger too

Author:  toots [ Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: anything to do with you Toots?

I can assure you if they were mine they would be the same as the car, thoroughly used and not fit for purpose :wink:

Author:  grandad [ Wed Feb 19, 2014 8:33 am ]
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toots wrote:
I can assure you if they were mine they would be the same as the car, thoroughly used and not fit for purpose :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Author:  toots [ Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: anything to do with you Toots?

grandad wrote:
toots wrote:
I can assure you if they were mine they would be the same as the car, thoroughly used and not fit for purpose :wink:

:shock: :shock: :shock:


I'd have thought in your maturity nothing would shock you anymore :lol: :lol: It's good to know that I can still surprise people :wink:

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