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I cracked up but couldnt say it out loud
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Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:37 am ]
Post subject:  I cracked up but couldnt say it out loud
I picked up 2 blokes and a lady at 6pm heading into town for the start of a night out with much high jinks and they were talking to another car directing that driver (not a taxi) to where we were, it all got surreal and vey funny and I said it was like talking a plane where the pilot had died and the 1 passenger had never flown a plane at all, then i thought, what if the passenger was a woman....


hello, we need to check the autopilot is off?

its off

can you see the horizon indicator?

yes its level

is the throttle at 30%?

Yes, 30%

Right can you check your flaps..........
Author:  Skull [ Sun Jun 29, 2014 11:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I cracked up but couldnt say it out loud
wannabeeahack wrote:
I picked up 2 blokes and a lady at 6pm heading into town for the start of a night out with much high jinks and they were talking to another car directing that driver (not a taxi) to where we were, it all got surreal and vey funny and I said it was like talking a plane where the pilot had died and the 1 passenger had never flown a plane at all, then i thought, what if the passenger was a woman....


hello, we need to check the autopilot is off?

its off

can you see the horizon indicator?

yes its level

is the throttle at 30%?

Yes, 30%

Right can you check your flaps..........


You been talking to your Sky Pilot again Wannabbee? #-o
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Jun 29, 2014 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I cracked up but couldnt say it out loud
The guy sat in the front noticed i was in fits.....he didnt ask why
Author:  Skull [ Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I cracked up but couldnt say it out loud
wannabeeahack wrote:
The guy sat in the front noticed i was in fits.....he didnt ask why


He probably thought you were one of these crackpot bible bashing Christian types and didn't want to ask anything. #-o #-o #-o
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I cracked up but couldnt say it out loud
Skull wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
The guy sat in the front noticed i was in fits.....he didnt ask why


He probably thought you were one of these crackpot bible bashing Christian types and didn't want to ask anything. #-o #-o #-o



He was a Mormon

:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:
Author:  Skull [ Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I cracked up but couldnt say it out loud
wannabeeahack wrote:
Skull wrote:
wannabeeahack wrote:
The guy sat in the front noticed i was in fits.....he didnt ask why


He probably thought you were one of these crackpot bible bashing Christian types and didn't want to ask anything. #-o #-o #-o



He was a Mormon

:badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin: :badgrin:


What, he thought you were a moron, sorry, he was a Mormon, I get it now. #-o
Author:  wannabeeahack [ Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I cracked up but couldnt say it out loud
Skull wrote:
What, he was a Mormon, I get it now.



You were bound to get something one day

Took long enough
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